A certain member of the Den

Has claimed angelic tendencies

I have read a great deal of his work

And noted past dependencies

He claimed his clan would vouch for him

Which proves the evil of his ways

I’ve heard his Ma would use the soap

When his naughty words set her ablaze

But his Ma became real frustrated

When he developed a taste for Dial

And through the foam and bubbles

She could see his evil smile

He took to the pen to spread his words

To the delight of many folks

And now that he’s returned to us

I going to prod him with my jokes

We all could use some chuckles

And I think it helps him too

Starting a game of humor badminton

Is just right damn thing to do

And so that we are all crystal clear

A skeleton in my closet speaks

Ed’s halo’s no where near his head

It circumscribes his lower cheeks

Copyright 2010  Patrick A. Granfors