Dark Secret of the Ed Brothers (poem) by Patrick A Granfors on AuthorsDen

Dark Secret of the Ed Brothers
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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Chart:From the Secret Service X-Files

Ole’ EDvard called me Cuz Just the other day It was very shocking news to me Is what I have to say So I called in a marker From friends at the Secret Service I had to know if it was true The whole thing made me nervous What I found was shocking I could scarcely believe my eyes I’m related to the Ed Brothers Now my genealogy I must revise It looks as though our Grandma Fooled around with another man It also looks like the 3 Ed’s Ma Has kept some secrets from the clan The Secret Service hid for all these years Millard Filmore’s Escapades Just as Ma failed to provide Any Sister Bonnie accolades It looks like their Grandpa too Sewed wild oats for all their worth He fooled around with Artemis Which explains Jasmin’s virgin birth So fellow cousins once removed Can’t deny it although I’ve tried I hope the clan will accept The bastard son of Bonnie & Clyde Copyright 2010 Patrick A. Granfors

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 20, 2011

What I found was shocking

So glad you survived somehow; many have not after learning this diabolical fact, and spinning it around in their heads; I also believe there are many more in A.D., secretly related to the old Family of Ed.

Welcome Cuz.

Reviewed by Liana Margiva

Reviewed on February 28, 2010

EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price

Reviewed on February 25, 2010

lol. Related to the Eds. I'm not sure who to send the sympathy card to. I guess either side would serve the same purpose. Hysterical. Love it. Liz

Reviewed by Mary Patterson

I love this Patrick..You have out done your self! I'M sure the 3 EDS WILL BE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO CHINA AND BACK! Some secrets have come to light, or have they??? There might be more......M

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Dear Mister Granfors, we at Langley are washing our hands if you get a fat lip because you can't keep that tongue of yours quiet, our hillbillies operatives are kind of "crazy" if you know what we mean.
Duck, man, duck, the shit are almost hitting the fan!

Sincerele yours
The C. Spooks

Reviewed by Sheri Uy

LOL! Very funny yet i seriously like the lyrical quality of your verses. Light, carefree and... :) :D ... ok, i love it!

Best wishes,
Sheri

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on February 24, 2010

I know we have a Cronin in our family, but Cronos, this all Greek to me, of virgin birth eh, think Onkel Radzinger might be interested? You are very, very funny my man, you must be related to Bonnie and Clyde, you shot as fast from the lip as they did from the hip. Once I got my glasses to make out what I thought was Jasmin, I had another sip of the Jaegermeister. Now how are you going to hide from that CIA agent Edvard and his brothers? they might come a gunning for you. You are very very funny, keep that bone active, I enjoy your humour. Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Hilarious, Patrick, absolutely hysterical! LOL Thanks for the smiles; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *OW* My SIDES!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Funny write, my friend. Well done.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

I don't know how true this is as Ma and me are pretty tight...she keeps me well informed on this kind of stuff, besides, the Ed Brothers have NO DARK secrets, only lighter ones...jersey

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

Very funny, Patrick. "Bastard son of Bonnie and Clyde," indeed.

Reviewed by William Bonilla

and the "growing" saga of the Ed brothers continue
Thanks for the heads up Patrick...
Peace be with you all Eds & cuzez

William