85 bottles of Coors on the wall

85 bottles of Coors

You take 12 down

Pass em’ around

Edvard’s party is beginning to haul

73 bottles of Coors on the wall

73 Bottles of Coors

You take 12 down

Pass em’ around

Edvard is starting to stumble & fall

61 bottles of Coors on the wall

61 Bottles of Coors

You take 12 down

Pass em’ around

Pee Wee’s practicing his favorite bird call

49 Bottles of Coors on the wall

49 Bottles of Coors

You take 12 down

Pass em’ around

Jersey’s looking green and beginning to stall

37 Bottles of Coors on the wall

37 Bottles of Coors

You take 12 down

Pass em’ around

Ma’s not amused with this party at all

25 Bottles of Coors on the wall

25 Bottles of Coors

You take 12 down

Pass em’ around

Jasmin’s slow steps are reduced to a crawl

13 bottles of Coors on the wall

13 bottles of Coors

You take 12 down

Pass em’ around

Patrick goes back for more beer at the mall

1 bottle of Coors on the wall

1 bottle of Coors

George takes it down

Doesn’t pass it around

Blows a zero point four for blood alcohol

No bottles of Coors are left on the wall

No bottles of Coors

Next year will be different

We’ll stack up your wall

With 86 bottles of fresh Geritol

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors