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Cheesy Sleazy
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You know you want it

Hieroglyphic - Rejoice

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I want my Cheesy Sleazy 

The only one that can

Make a molehill into mountain

Turn a schoolboy into man

 

I need my Cheesy Sleazy

Drives a chill right down my spine

Your mound is quite spectacular

I love it when you're mine

 

My glorious Cheesy Sleazy

Let me gaze upon your form

You’re ready and you’re hot

For me there’s no reform

 

Come here my Cheesy Sleazy

For you I’ll surely die

I’ve absolutely no resistance

To a double cheesy pizza pie

 

 

 

 

Copyright 2010 Patrick A. Granfors

 

 

 

 

 

 
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 Reviews of "Cheesy Sleazy"
Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on April 23, 2010
Cute ,, I'm still smiling!...M
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on April 21, 2010
Oooh, you got me, Patrick. So glad to be tasting your humor once more ... delightful. Delicious. Another slice, please? Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on April 20, 2010
Hahahahaha! Wasn's quite sure where you were going with this one, but it sure was stringing me right along. You're tooooo funny, Patrick. Keep the chuckles coming!

Anna
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 20, 2010
Wow - I thought this was about another one of our relatives - Cheesy Sleazy Ed - I haven't heard from him in a long time.
Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on April 20, 2010
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 20, 2010
Just eat my favorite pizza at my favorite Italian restaurant in Oslo, Norway. For months, in Sweden, I have been drooling for one, got it, eat and it is only "vedere Napoli e poi morire..."(LOL)

Georg

Reviewed by Elisabeth Barstowe
Reviewed on April 19, 2010
Funny. Now I want one to. :)
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Reviewed on April 19, 2010
Eating out I suppose, of sorts, but what do I know.
Blessings! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on April 19, 2010
Yeah, and for ten bucks you can even get a triple Cheesy Sleazy at Pizza Hut... A great big one, as a matter of fact.
Very funny my Newhall friend.
Markie, your Thousand Oaks friend.
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 19, 2010
Bad boys always love cheese, why is that;-)? ET
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 19, 2010
Good one, Patrick. Enjoy.
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on April 19, 2010
you and Sage need to get together and have a good ol' tuck-in!! :)) Cheesy Sleazy meets X-Rated Mozarella... the mind boggles! LOL xx
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 19, 2010
Oh thanks alot, buddy, I haven't been able to eat pizza since they removed my gall bladder, not even any type of doritos chips that supposedly tastes like pizza...one day I will have to try it again...e
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