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Patrick A Granfors

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Ben Dover's Proverb - A Twofer
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Risque Alert....Risque Alert

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Ben Dover went out to check his mail

He found it lying on the ground

But as young Ben Dover did bend over

He heard an awful sound

 

John’s son Ben Dover was a legend

A ladies man from A through Z

The rip exposed John’s son’s Johnson

Right there for all to see

 

A huge gasp rose up from the crowd

Everyone saw that it was true

When John saw John’s Son’s Johnson

That John’s son had John’s Johnson too

 

The genetics were indisputable

Ladies dawn gossip it did confirm

Like father like son and all in fun

It’s the early bird that catcheth the worm

 

 

 

 

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors

 


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 Reviews of "Ben Dover's Proverb - A Twofer"
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on April 30, 2010
Hahahahha! You are so witty!!! Got tangled up in this one a few times....giggle...

Anna

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on April 29, 2010
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Donna Chandler
Reviewed on April 28, 2010
Very witty. I liked it a lot, as it brought quite a smile to my face.

Donna

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 28, 2010
As Ed put it, a graphic picture but more so a pornographic picture you've painted...;-) Ed

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 28, 2010
John’s son’s Johnson

You paint quite a graphic picture, my friend!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 28, 2010
...and your Viagra will not help with those gossips none!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Georg


Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on April 27, 2010
Cute Patrick and very quick wit...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 27, 2010
Hilarious stuff, Patrick. I appreciate your wit and humor as always. Love and peace,

Regis



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