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Don't Mess With The Boss
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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A friend recently had a run in with the boss. And we all know the golden rule. He who has the gold rules. To the tune "I walk the line" Photo:home.comcast.net

I keep a close watch on how you spend your time I keep my eyes wide open it’s my dime If you want to work here let me now define Because you're mine You’ll walk the line I find it very very easy to tell you Keep this crap up and you’ll soon be through Yes I’ll admit I’ve got it in for you Because you're mine You’ll walk the line As sure as work is dark and play is light I’ll ride your sorry ass both day and night It just pleases me to know I’m right Because you're mine You’ll walk the line I’ve got a way to keep you by my side It’s called a paycheck from which you can’t hide Might be your last one that can’t be denied Because you're mine You’ll walk the line Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on May 1, 2010

Hilarious, Patrick!!! I guess we've all walked that damn line in our lifetime! This is cleverly penned, my friend!

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

I walked that damned old line for far too many years,

With idiotic bosses, who at their own 'genius,' cheered;

And one fine day, when I just could not take it, for one day more,

I gave them a very fine, four letter, salute, and I walked out the door.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

You have a future in prisons serenading! (LOL) Johnny C would have been so proud!

Georg

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Nicely done, Patrick.

Reviewed by Carin Spirit

Reviewed on April 30, 2010

"Keep this crap up and you�ll soon be through, Yes I�ll admit I�ve got it in for you' Tsk Tsk Tsk

Delusions of Power, from a warped mind. This is all to common. Sorry, I had a boss like this, this hits too close to home for me to laugh. Today, I just pray for her, and her employees.

I guess it is kind of funny.

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

Ummm. You really said this to a lady? And she didn't kill you.
Strange, I took this poem in a different direction.
Mark

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Wish I had a boss just to mess with...LOL, Ed

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)

That's exactly why I work for myself! Very creative Patrick.

Reviewed by D Johnson

Your little song/story reminded me of a boss I had many years ago, and he sang that same tune...funny part was about six months after he kicked my sorry butt to the street, he and three other 'top' management people were shown the door. I guess it's a simple case of what goes around, comes around...or something like that. Nice work!

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Elisabeth Barstowe

Yes. Sad but true, at least until a better job offer comes along.

Reviewed by Simple Sounds (Reader)

Sounds too familiar, 'I�ll ride your sorry ass both day and night' Doesn't the boss have a life? Cute write