Tarzan Sings The Blues (poem) by Patrick A Granfors on AuthorsDen

Tarzan Sings The Blues
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
Rated "PG" by the Author.

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Even our jungle hero can have a bad day Photo:Explorepahistory.com

I went swimming in the river And it gave me quite a scare The fish all started biting And I got no underwear Oh I’m Tarzan And I always get bad news Don’t even ask me why now I got the Cheetah cheatin’ blues I was walking with my elephant When it stopped to lift its tail A splattering special delivery And it wasn’t the US mail Oh I’m Tarzan And I always get bad news Don’t even ask me why now I got the Cheetah cheatin’ blues Ever since our naughty little boy Grew up to be a man The sleazy chimps all follow him He’s the main stud of their clan Oh I’m Tarzan And I always get bad news Don’t even ask me why now I got the Cheetah cheatin’ blues When I woke up in my jungle bed The skies were pouring rain I looked across the tree house floor And saw Cheetah doin’ Jane Oh I’m Tarzan And I always get bad news Don’t even ask me why now I got the Cheetah cheatin’ blues In the distance I hear native drums The message makes me mad It says call 1-800-Jane She’s the best you ever had Oh I’m Tarzan And I always get bad news Don’t even ask me why now I got the Cheetah cheatin’ blues I fell out of the tree again Another broken vine I think that Cheetah’s out to get me Cause those knife marks are not mine Oh I’m Tarzan And I always get bad news Don’t even ask me why now I got the Cheetah cheatin’ blues Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on May 4, 2010

Kept ringing that blasted 1-800-Jane and kept getting a dumb deaf old hag!(LOL)

Georg

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

When I woke up in my jungle bed
The skies were pouring rain
I looked across the tree house floor
And saw Cheetah doin� Jane

Holy Mackerel, Batman - what's this world come to when a guy can't even trust his trusty sidekick anymore.

And now I wonder if Batman had the same problem, with Robin??!!

Reviewed by Liana Margiva

EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Good one, Patrick.

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

Reviewed on May 3, 2010

This new generation don't know from Tarzan and his horny chimp, Cheetah. But I, as one of a far different, a far earlier generation, I know of Tarzan and his English mistress Jane... Uh, back then "mistress" didn't always mean what "mistress" means now. However, all this chit-chat out of the way, very cute and funny Tarzan story and, I might ask, when's the last time anyone did a Tarzan story? A funny Tatzan story, by the way.
Mark