Maggot Airways (poem) by Patrick A Granfors on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on July 5, 2010

UGH , I dislike maggots and flies!!!!!M

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on July 3, 2010

Ewwwww, this is NASTY! I HATES maggots!! *shudders!*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :P *burp* LOL

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on July 2, 2010

More protein than peanuts. On a flight from Manila, the lady in the window seat had two shopping bags at her feet. She said thy were [dried?] fish. After customs in Honolulu, she only had one bag--a bribe?

Ron

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on July 2, 2010

Coffee, tea, or maggots
The flight attendant said

The airlines now charge for all refreshments - wonder what the price for Maggot Pie will be?? (And they already have a customer - Mr. Matlack!)

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on July 2, 2010

That's why it's been nicknamed "Useless Air." Good one Patrick.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on July 2, 2010

I thought that airlines didn't "dropped" fresh food anymore!

Georg

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on July 1, 2010

I always knew the food was bad, but never realized it was that bad. I will have to consult with Robert....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on July 1, 2010

I have very interesting bedtime conversation with my family about your poetic news items. I am learning a great deal from you, and it is all wrapped up in the most splendid poems ~ thank you for such cleverly written words!
Bless you,
Christine

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater

Reviewed on July 1, 2010

They musta had a stopover, there's something rotten in the den...I'm sure thankful for the overpowering beer breath and hotdog onions to cover it...it smells wonderful, Patrick, keep belching them out!

Love,
Sage

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on July 1, 2010

The more maggots, the better the party...e

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)

Reviewed on July 1, 2010

Do they come with peanuts and a plastic cup of ginger ale? I hope so. That's how I like my maggots best.

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

Reviewed on July 1, 2010

When I saw this story on the news yesterday, I could have taken bets that this will be a Granfors poem within twenty-four hours. Knew I'd win that bet. Very clever, my friend.
Mark

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on July 1, 2010

You talk about going green, green food, green power, I mean if you can calibrate the amount of wingpower needed to displace some conventional jet power, I can hear the cockpit already engine one engine two one thousand fifty hundred thousand, all by computer of course, and for landing maybe a dead moose on the runway..........on second thought did I detect some hesitancy as to the green food on your part, after all meat is meat is'nt it ha
Hugs! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Richard King

Reviewed on July 1, 2010

Kind of a "rotten" subject, but you certainly did it justice...

Thanks Dick