Ten Minutes of Fame - Lifetime Badge of Honor (poem) by Patrick A Granfors on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on July 5, 2010

"Food" for thought... ...or not! I appreciate your sense of humor, Patrick; thank you for sharing it. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on July 5, 2010

Bleah. This one kinda left me full ... LOL! Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on July 5, 2010

Always leave us laughing ,you're a true comic!;-)excellent poem!

Reviewed by Mary Patterson

Reviewed on July 5, 2010

Enjoyed this one Patrick.. Our local TV station also showed the winner. Yes , we do like All Beef Hotdogs!!!!!They are as tradional as Apple Pie!......M

Reviewed by Connie Faust

Reviewed on July 3, 2010

Patrick---Yuck!
I never did like hot dogs. Burgers rule!
Connie

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on July 3, 2010

Hahahahahaha!!!! Not a very good visual, Patrick!!!! giggle...you crack me up!

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on July 3, 2010

Unholy, Indeed!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on July 3, 2010

All was well until that last line! Hot Dogs gonna get not a pretty picture anymore! (LOL)

Georg

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on July 3, 2010

I think contests like this are disgusting. But this is a darn good write; well done, Patrick!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :P

I'll pass on the hot dogs ... URP! LOL

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on July 2, 2010

Bet you'd be right there with a camera to see what came out the other end, maybe you'd get a picture of the year with it...e

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on July 2, 2010

I heard Takeru gone on a diet, it'll save some poor swine won't it?

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on July 2, 2010

You see, I had Nathan's for lunch today...then you create this visual that no one needs to see, at either end...nice going Patrick. Fortunately, I had my 2 pints of Heinekins to wash them down...

Cheers and belches,
Dan

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)

Reviewed on July 2, 2010

Unholy is right. His poor wife!

Reviewed by Richard King

Reviewed on July 2, 2010

This is a nice little diversion and so nicely put, well except for coming out the other end part. Could’a done without that vision, right here just before lunch time. Don't think I'll be ordering hot dogs for a while. Thanks for the grins.... Dick

Reviewed by John Bidwell

Reviewed on July 2, 2010

Very well done. I mean the poem- don't know how the hot dogs were.
Guess it doesn't matter. They were not exactly savored.
That must be why they do it with hot dogs.

John

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on July 2, 2010

Chuckles. It's amazing what we will do to amuse ourselves.

"Eat your beef, they are starving in India."

Ron

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater

Reviewed on July 2, 2010

Ten Minutes of Fame - Lifetime Badge of Honor is once again a foot-long metaphor, Patrick!

mezzanine of the
hall of poets besmirched,
clogged bidet from diabolus,
corrupt sphincters forcing elimination,
torn popeholy, flimflam rectums,

disloyal covert sect,
breached liasion, spiritual
extortion skewered on the
roasting turnspit, literary carnage
at the expense of detestation,

harpsichord of obedience
plays off tune, defiance casts
the creme de menthe French rune,
oral sex with a smattering of creme
de menthe liquor in the poetic whore's
mouth,

rave on Buddy Holly,
showstopper in the cathouse,
merkin, pubic hair wig for the theatrical
purpose of crotch-sucking dilettantes who can't
place their work into the marketplace honestly...

Rave on...

Copyright 2007 Ms. Sage Sweetwater, firebrand lesbian novelist

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

Reviewed on July 2, 2010

Hey, you and me, between us, I'm sure we can polish off at least four of those Chicago style, Kosher style Vienna hot dogs, including fries... Still waiting for you, pal.
Mark

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on July 2, 2010

Definitely different, Patrick. But well done.