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Lone Ranger Lunacy
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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My apology to Kate Burnside for taking her perfectly marvelous poetic art form and doing this to it.

Three 5-7-5 side by side can be read individually, horizontally, and wrapped around. Sorry Kate.


Poem Artwork

Tonto meets Ranger            Kimosabe boss            Tonto unhappy                       

Tonto kisses Ranger’s girl   Relationship develops   Tonto seeks legal advice

Tell tale tom toms beat       Tomahawk Prevails       Series is cancelled

 

 

 

Grandpa falls in well            Lassie hears a splash           Grandpa cannot swim

Lassie searches for Timmy  Grandpa becomes a bobber  The pair inherit Millions

Lassie finds Timmy              Well is abandoned                Series is Cancelled

 

 

 

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors

 


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 Reviews of "Lone Ranger Lunacy"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 29, 2010
The series is always canceled. Some are Lost.

Ron

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on August 29, 2010
Metaphor is in plain view and doesn't hide behind the mask. All the costumery in the world doesn't flatter deception on the lunatic fringe...Series Cancelled is becoming a mantra - RIP Clayton Moore, Jay Silverheels and June Lockhart.

Love,
Sage

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on August 29, 2010
Hilarious!!! Thanks for the chuckles, my friend.

Anna

Reviewed by David Maclellan
Reviewed on August 29, 2010
Haha, this is hilarious Patrick and so clever! Where do you come up with them!
Yours in cheer and laughter,
Dave

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
Once again, cleverly concocted and witty and humorous to boot, Patrick. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
Well isn't this extravagant!
You are full of clever, and this outshines because of the design and the nostalgia it brings on...
And of course you have to copy Kate. She's a marvel, can't go wrong copying that one!
It has been a pleasure,
Christine

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
Just back from the island! Did I inherit millions in my absence? Series cancelled, leave LA, move to Catalina and retire. That's my plan. Funny stuff. Jumping in now.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
Not an easy thing to do but you did it well.

George

Reviewed on August 28, 2010
Clever writing; well done, Patrick!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on August 28, 2010
I stole the mask & hat
and use the feathers to tickle....

Leather Fringe
Vickie

Reviewed by The Poetess
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
What an unusually creative write! Good job!

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
I love this! What a piece of creative work! You rock Patrick!

Ed and Patrick are breeding weirdness? Hmmm?

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
You sure are getting wild on us lately, Patrick. But still, well done.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
As usual, you are way too weird...must be living where you live, it seems to breed weirdness...ed

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
INTERESTING...AND WELL DONE. I LOVE THE PICTURE...I HAVEN'T SEEN A BLACK AND WHITE OF THESE TWO IN YEARS. IT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES OF, '... HI HO SILVER...AWAY!' THANKS FOR SHARING, LOVE AND BLESSINGS, JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS


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