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Selective Reading Disorder
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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I don't think I'm alone

Selective Reading Disorder A condition I seem to have acquired It’s not listed in medical journals Doctor’s reading is not required The symptoms here I cannot deny Trying to digest Congressional articles The words make me steam and ultimately scream As from my bastion I blast Senatorial farticles I tried taking a TUM to soothe my poor bum Some Di-gel to relieve my overstressed moon Like a natural gas field their smug looks make me yield Enough volume to fill a hot air balloon I avoid reading their crap for that reason I note also they will soon be resurgent In the mean time I’m saving a fortune In underwear bleach and detergent Considering the butt crack or political hack The line between the two has been thinned Right cheek or left, liberal or not It’s the center that gets most of the wind So for now I will stick to the funnies And limit my Sunday syllables to three My Selective Reading Disorder Will not get the better of me Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on November 19, 2010

Patrick,I came back and you haven't changed, still doing what your
a pro at, these gems,even when the subject stinks,your writing is top brand perfume!;-)
luv,et

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Now look here Patrick, you passed whatever it is on, and caused a great stink, cheeky stuff or not, try to use the pot, use that paper for something other than the eyes, like you said it's all a bunch of lies, anyway, test it first on Mildred, or Eileen, before you vent your speen ha, I think she's got her eyes fixed now, she might, I can't, read that fine print. Bless ya! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! So you no longer watch KNBC or Fox News.
Mark

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

You are the comical leader here at AD anymore as my humorous seems to have taken a powder...this one was especially funny...e

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Caustically whimsical, so funny!!!
Do you know you have me analyzing the art work my dog makes out of his daily excretions?
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by TONY NERONE

Excellent writing.

Namaste
Tony

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Very well said, Patrick.

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron

AMEN!!!!!

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater

It's better than dyslexia! At least you're not shitting backwards, dude! Politically correct Angel Soft or White Cloud, be a two-ply label reader. How much crap can we really take? Selective reading keeps us regular...

Love,
Sage

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

clever but oh so true