Narcoleptic morning
Scratching at my eyes
This temporal distortion
Is not a big surprise
The annual event’s designed
To give us all more light
As if they think I get more sleep
By shortening the night
Arithmetical madness
A shell game with the clocks
Now instead of being bright
It’s too dark to find my socks
I miss that little flicker
Of sunrise on my face
Instead the damn alarm clock blares
And makes my ticker race
Blood pressure now inflated
Despite prescription pill
Too early for an appetite
So breakfast makes me ill
Playing with the clocks
Is just like playing with my head
I know I will adjust to it
At least that’s what they said
Until the fall when we go back
It’s annoying as the dickens
Then it’s time to go to bed
At the same time as the chickens
Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors
Consider for a moment the great state of Indiana where your poem should be part of the State Motto:
The Dawning of DST in Indiana
Until April 2005, when Indiana passed a law agreeing to observe daylight saving time, the Hoosier state had its own unique and complex time system. Not only is the state split between two time zones, but until recently, only some parts of the state observed daylight saving time while the majority did not.
Under the old system, 77 of the state's 92 counties were in the Eastern Time Zone but did not change to daylight time in April. Instead they remained on standard time all year. That is, except for two counties near Cincinnati, Ohio, and Louisville, Ky., which did use daylight time.
But the counties in the northwest corner of the state (near Chicago) and the southwestern tip (near Evansville), which are in the Central Time Zone, used both standard and daylight time.
The battle between the old system and DST was contentious and hard-won—bills proposing DST had failed more than two dozen times until finally squeaking through the state legislature in April 2005. As of April 2, 2006, the entire state of Indiana joined 47 other states in observing Daylight Saving Time. But it wasn't quite as simple and straightforward as all that—telling time in Indiana remains something of a bewildering experience: eighteen counties now observed Central Daylight Time and the remaining 74 counties of Indiana observe Eastern Daylight Time.
You must not live in Arizona -
Where clocks stay the same,
Instead of playing the game.
Chip Bergeron
Regis
Speaking of adjustments, happy birthday, Saint Patrick!
Connie
Anna
Funny poem my friend.
Mark
Thank you for making me laugh ;-)
Christine
George
Great job- thanks for sharing.
John
I'd have thunked that you would have electric lighting out there by now, u just flick a switch, Pat...do I have to teach you everything...ed