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Kiss My Sundial
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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I'm going back to sundials. Daylight savings time is a temporal shell game.


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Narcoleptic morning

Scratching at my eyes

This temporal distortion

Is not a big surprise

 

The annual event’s designed

To give us all more light

As if they think I get more sleep

By shortening the night

 

Arithmetical madness

A shell game with the clocks

Now instead of being bright

It’s too dark to find my socks

 

I miss that little flicker

Of sunrise on my face

Instead the damn alarm clock blares

And makes my ticker race

 

Blood pressure now inflated

Despite prescription pill

Too early for an appetite

So breakfast makes me ill

 

Playing with the clocks

Is just like playing with my head

I know I will adjust to it

At least that’s what they said

 

Until the fall when we go back

It’s annoying as the dickens

Then it’s time to go to bed

At the same time as the chickens

 

 

 

Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Kiss My Sundial"
Reviewed by Richard Henkel (Reader)
Reviewed on March 24, 2011
Pat,
Consider for a moment the great state of Indiana where your poem should be part of the State Motto:
The Dawning of DST in Indiana

Until April 2005, when Indiana passed a law agreeing to observe daylight saving time, the Hoosier state had its own unique and complex time system. Not only is the state split between two time zones, but until recently, only some parts of the state observed daylight saving time while the majority did not.
Under the old system, 77 of the state's 92 counties were in the Eastern Time Zone but did not change to daylight time in April. Instead they remained on standard time all year. That is, except for two counties near Cincinnati, Ohio, and Louisville, Ky., which did use daylight time.
But the counties in the northwest corner of the state (near Chicago) and the southwestern tip (near Evansville), which are in the Central Time Zone, used both standard and daylight time.
The battle between the old system and DST was contentious and hard-won—bills proposing DST had failed more than two dozen times until finally squeaking through the state legislature in April 2005. As of April 2, 2006, the entire state of Indiana joined 47 other states in observing Daylight Saving Time. But it wasn't quite as simple and straightforward as all that—telling time in Indiana remains something of a bewildering experience: eighteen counties now observed Central Daylight Time and the remaining 74 counties of Indiana observe Eastern Daylight Time.

Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on March 21, 2011
I really enjoyed the poem ..I don't like the time change either , but its part of life and one can't fight city hall....M

Reviewed by The Poetess
Reviewed on March 21, 2011
I truly admire your creative, originality.

You must not live in Arizona -
Where clocks stay the same,
Instead of playing the game.

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on March 19, 2011
Dayligght savings time....to be or not to be....Just when we get used to it someone pulls theb rugn out from under us...

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 18, 2011
I appreciate this wry humor that has a lot of meaning to back it, Patrick. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on March 17, 2011
Adjustments, adjustments.....it does take a while. At least it makes for good poem fodder.
Speaking of adjustments, happy birthday, Saint Patrick!
Connie

Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Reviewed on March 17, 2011
It is tuff to adjust our body clock. I do like a little more sun in the late afternoon! Very cute poem! Happy St. Pats my friend. :) Hope you having some good green beer! :)

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on March 17, 2011
Hilarious! We're all feeling your pain, Patrick...but I bet I can one-up your dilima.....back in Newfoundland around seventeen years ago, some brilliant politician had an idea to change the clocks by TWO hours instead of one.....needless to say they only did that once! It was impossible to adjust! giggle....

Anna

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on March 16, 2011
Mow my coffee maker starts at 5:15 (as set) instead of 4:15 and the clock in my car will be right for the next six months.
Funny poem my friend.
Mark

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on March 16, 2011
This is such a riot...I can FEEL every line!
Thank you for making me laugh ;-)
Christine

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 16, 2011
Wow how you cover the subject completely.

George

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on March 16, 2011
This is awesome.
Great job- thanks for sharing.

John

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 16, 2011
Good one, Patrick. Well done.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 16, 2011
"It’s too dark to find my socks"

I'd have thunked that you would have electric lighting out there by now, u just flick a switch, Pat...do I have to teach you everything...ed



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