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Mid Summer Nights Dream?
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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Washington Dulles this is Tango Delta Alpha 240

Do you copy?.....…over.

ZZzzzzzzzzz

 

Ah, Washington Dulles this is Tango Delta Alpha 240

Do you copy?.....…over.

 

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Ah, Washington Dulles this is Tango Delta Alpha 240

Requesting landing vectors

Do you copy?.....…over

 

Faint music in the background…..

 

Here’s Cal Worthington and his dog spot….

Go see Cal, Go See Cal, Go see Cal

 

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Ah, Washington Dulles this is Tango Delta Alpha 240

Repeat,  we are requesting landing vectors

Do you copy?.....…over

 

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Odd thumping along the floor….

Tremendous Whack on Back of Chair

 

MMmmmffffmff  Huh?

 

PATRICK!!! TURN OFF THAT DAMN MILITARY CHANNEL AND COME TO BED!!!!!

 

Yes dear.

 

Ah, Washington Dulles this is Tango Delta Alpha 240

Repeat,  we are requesting landing vectors

Do you copy?.....…over

 

 

 

 

Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors

 


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 Reviews of "Mid Summer Nights Dream?"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 7, 2011
Love it! I can't stand to have radio, TV, or cell phone squawking when I'm trying to sleep. And I hire people to wake up and help me many times during the night. Sometimes they don't or have trouble waking up–so I crash land.

Ron

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on May 5, 2011
Pleasant dreams!!!!

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 5, 2011
"Yes, Dear..."

Funny how we married men learn those two words so fast, and use them so often!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 4, 2011
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor once again, Patrick. Very nicely done, friend. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on May 4, 2011
Reminds me of a horrible joke I heard about a guy who went to a 12 step program. In the room next door there was this deafening fog horn that would go off every 5 minutes. He asked what the heck that was. Turns out in that other room there was a narcolepsy support group meeting.
Guess air traffic controllers could learn from this.
John

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on May 4, 2011
Funny and I can picture it, but as far as I know, your wife doesn't swear.

Reviewed by pat medlin
Reviewed on May 4, 2011

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on May 4, 2011
Funny write, my friend. Well done.

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on May 4, 2011
Imagine what a nightmare it would be if an air traffic controller fell asleep on the job! giggle.....hard to believe it happens!

Anna

Reviewed on May 3, 2011
You flying planes in your nightmares? Good thing you gots a co pilot.
Very funny, almost a crackup. Bless ya! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on May 3, 2011
Now that's funny...

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on May 3, 2011
Uh, this would be funny except...? Well, you know.
Mark

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 3, 2011
Glad I don't fly...at least not in an airplane...;-)e


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