Governator Blues (poem) by Patrick A Granfors on AuthorsDen

Governator Blues
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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The trouser worm turns.

The Governator has just confessed That he and their maid got undressed Into his shit kit he done messed His future ex was not impressed His infidelity we now know Occurred before the governor show It would have dealt a fatal blow To his recall election so long ago He dropped out of the race in 2001 Accused of having too much fun For grabbing a boob and a little bun Without permission from the one Repeated again in 2003 Where allegations went beyond the knee Yet still elected Governor you see Just proving voter stupidity Should have settled for a second hummer Cause now he’s got a paternal bummer Can’t think of anything much dumber Facing tabloid stories the entire summer It underscores this sobering fact Political clemency his final act Crime victims he has now attacked To common decency he can’t react Good riddance Arnie you’ve lost your way It will catch up with you someday With a pile of money you still can play While the house of blues invites your stay Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 20, 2011

Thanks for the history lesson�forgot most of that.

Ron

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on May 19, 2011

clever write!!

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Giggle....hilarious writing, my friend....poor ole' Arnie! BUSTED!!!

Anna

Reviewed by Chessly Nesci

Reviewed on May 18, 2011

Patrick, This poem is right on, and so funny! Love it! Love the picture too! Take care, Chessly

Reviewed by D Johnson

If this would have happened during the 50's or 60's it would have been considered another Kennedy like affair of 'boys just being boys'

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Good one, Patrick.

Reviewed by Richard King

Reviewed on May 17, 2011

Geez, the guy makes a little mistake and you come all unglued. He probably didn't even know the gun was loaded. After all, he is in his 60's isn't he?

Then, (I asume) he tries to get her to �TERMINATER� pregnancy and she refuses� Some guys just can�t catch a break.

Funny Stuff Patrick. Thanks Dick

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Californication always gets the best & weirdest governors of all the states, then they got u too...ed

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Millions of unwanted children, millions who don't know their father, legallity and sin, seems to make the news only, when our idols screw up. Fathers and there are plenty, who desert their families, leaving them destitute, never get such attention. The problem today, idolizing ordinary fallible human beings, some we find wanting. Patrick a crunchy, biting touch in your satire, I assume you don't like him, and didn't vote for him? You're up one.
Hugs! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron

"I'll be back..." Aaaah,nold.

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

Yeah, but the one good thing about this is, like the death of Osama Bin Laden knocked the royal wedding out of continually repetitive newscasts, this'll replace Osama Bin Laden as the "Big News". But funny poem, ol' buddy.
Mark