I think the media just missed the boat

His reputation completely berated

By creating the story of Arnold the goat

When he and Maria became separated

He was certainly wrong for sharing his dong

With the house maid without wife’s permission

To make matters worse he was filling her purse

And finally had to make the admission

This is not about that, a naughty pair that got fat

It’s a lost tale of inconceivable worth

It’s about infant twins with similar chins

Who were mysteriously separated at birth

Who could have figured that Gloria and Arnold

Would each be world famous on their own

That they’d face one other as sister and brother

In a battle over just what has been blown

Look at their eyes, their cheeks and their nose

If you think that I am pulling your leg

And it won’t be too long till you hear this sad song

Your Honor, Order in the courtroom, I beg

I don’t know which one will have the most fun

As the twins spar with each other with zeal

But no matter the outcome you know there will be

At least two or three rounds of appeal

Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors