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Enjoying The Go
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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I am so sick of this ad campaign

Is the bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods? I’ve been left to ponder this While Charmin plies its goods “Enjoy the go” they tell me But I think it’s fairly crass They think have to expose the world To a bear’s toilet papered ass Is this business of enjoying Simply corporate mystique? They’ve turned the act of wiping Into an art form quite unique I guess that I’m old fashioned I’m amused in different ways Sitting on the porcelain throne Is not how I spend my days It’s really quite presumptive Making going such a treat I can also tell you unlike bears I need a lot more than one sheet With every go there’s evidence A certain prowess so to speak Enjoy or not without half a roll My shorts end up with a streak I guess I should be grateful Their cartoon’s just a ruse I’m betting their next ad campaign Demonstrates their product’s use Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on October 26, 2011

you are da man,Patrick ooops i mean da boy;-) great fun write,with real bite of sarcasm!

luv,
et

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Hahahahahaha! Hilarious rant, my friend!!!! Thanks so much for the laughter (out loud) this morning....giggle

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Luckily my many marvelous mutts have taught me
How to save money on paper, and wipe my butt,
We all now just scoot around out on the grass
Every penny counts, in this economy so tough!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on October 25, 2011

I used it after I fell on the floor laughing to clean up my behind...ed

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

I am with you!!!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Thanks for sharing your dirty laundry. If Charmin ever gets wind of this, they are going to laugh their heads off and cut the commercial.

Well, had better get crackin', or, like that nag, toilet paper, I'll be wiping up the rear [Spike Jones].

Ron

Reviewed by Andy Turner

Trying to find it on youtube.
Kewl humour!

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

OMG, Patrick, IROTFLMAO. (I rolled on the floor laughing my ass off)
Funnnnneeee!!!
Mark

Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks

Oh boy I would wait for that commercial. Paperless next?

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Now that's telling it like it is, Patrick. Well done.