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Observations From the Crow’s Nest
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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Some of My Simple Truths

Nothing runs downhill faster than blame. Headaches come in many forms and aspirin won’t help half of them A good night’s sleep is inversely proportional to its need If your wife is mad at you it’s probably not the first time. If it is the first time you are obviously not in possession of the scorecard If it stands to reason it probably needs a dose of preparation “H” The minute you get your flu shot a new strain of virus will be announced Somewhere in the great scheme of things lies an indictment A flashlight will work perfectly until you need it It’s better to be over the hill than under the turf Relying on spell check is like relying on a condom. The odds are in your favor but there are no guarantees Life is like sunscreen. The higher the SPF the less you will experience If you saw it on TV you are probably watching too much TV If man were meant to fly there wouldn’t be a TSA It’s always darkest before you turn the light on A penny saved is a penny earned but a dollar saved means you had a good coupon There is no such thing as too easy If the truth hurts then Congress is feeling no pain Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors

Reviewed by Mary Patterson

Reviewed on November 2, 2011

I really enjoyed this write and there are many whitty truths to it... ...M

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on October 28, 2011

Patrick, the guy with the brain that never rests... Good stuff!;-)

luv,
et

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

These are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! Read them a few times and had a good chuckle. Thanks, Patrick, for bringing your wonderful sense of humour to us all....

Anna

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

This sounds like a whole bunch of "Murphy's Laws" revised.
Mark

Reviewed by Richard King

"FROM THE CROWS NEST" by Patrick Granfors - I like!!!! Has a ring to it.... Great stuff, wish I'd have come up with them, especially that last one. Well done, Sir. Dick

Reviewed by Jms Bell

Reviewed on October 27, 2011

WELL DONE! THESE LITTLE ANTEDOTES FROM YOU ARE ALWAYS ENJOYABLE. THANK YOU FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks

It is very difficult to write sufficiently and be funny at the same time. But you have done it.

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Extremely amusing, Patrick :)

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Ceteris Paribus, Bless you!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

You are a genius when it comes to these. I especially enjoy references to Preparation H and Carter's Little Liver Pills. Have you ever had tired blood?

If your medicine makes you feel good it is probably just the alcohol.

Ron

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Great observations, Patrick. Well done.