Those of you with any gray hair at all, will recall this Nabisco jingle;
“Yer’ darn tootin’ I like Fig Newtons”
Well, this has absolutely nothing to do with that.
I note here that there is currently no AD category for utterly juvenile humor so proceed further at your own risk. Just know, that I know, you’ve all been there.
Loosely to the Ghostbusters Movie theme song.
When there something foul
In the neighborhood
Who you gonna’ blame?
Darn Tootin’
When your dog lets out
Something not so good
Who you gonna’ shame?
Darn Tootin’
When you’re all alone
Behind elevator door
What you gonna do?
Darn Tootin’
Will you take a chance
Before you reach your floor
What you gonna do?
Darn Tootin’
When you’re on the throne
It amplifies the sound
What you gonna do?
Darn Tootin’
During that sermon you’d
Prefer lost to found
Who you gonna fool?
Darn Tootin’
Sitting on that plane
Seatmate’s head phones on
What you gonna do?
Darn Tootin’
Car windows up
Too late to con
What you gonna do?
Darn Tootin’
Choice of Gas-X pills
Or nature’s course
What you gonna choose?
Darn Tootin’
Put up with them
Or seek divorce
Which grounds to use?
Darn Tootin’
Aka…
(Irreconcilable Defervescences) …….I hear those groans
A plucky little poem, Patrick!
and a tune now resounding inside my head and taking me back a few years...to the time my son smeared butter all around the house, across every piece of furniture, every door knob, and squirted a home-made goo around the perimeter of the house to keep ghosts away.
"Fig Newtons" This is what causes all that noise coming from behind the bathroon door? Jeeze, Patrick, I would have taken you for a "Twinkies" kind of guy.
Mark
Reviewed by RWE SAYS BYE (Reader)
Reviewed on January 12, 2012
haha... this one must be in a flat key ... 'flat' for flatulence, of course... too funny, Patrick.
There are weird, sick poems out there & weird, sick writers too, u cuz are both of them...feel like I should get hazardous duty pay just to read this one...& if you heard a moan it sure did come from this area, you're darn tootin'...too funny, wish I had thought of it...Jurseeeeeeeeeeeeeey
... just a little of yer normal garden variety humor? (or maybe barn yard variety) No matter, ya got me a gigglin. Are they all familiar? Yer Darn Tootin!!!! Thanks Dick
This poopbescent innocence of yours,
Lets it happen when it occurs,
No matter where your hind it tours
Now you are your old self again, young fella, keep on poopin, bless ya,
Love means u have to give your olafactory prowess.
Reviewed by Richard Henkel (Reader)
Reviewed on January 12, 2012
Well, look at what work finally gets a response out of me - and the first responder to boot. I guess even old guys can revel in "Juvenile" humor. I got a real blast out of this one Pat! I'm not sure what this says about my level of sophistication in literary appreciation, but I'm going to share it with my coworkers none the less.
A naïve councilman and a down-on-her-luck single mom try to save their county’s last stand of forest from greedy developers and a dysfunctional government.
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Steve
YEW R ONE - FART SMELLER - ER, AH, UM - I MEAN SMART FELLER!
'DARN TOOTIN' ...
upon a scent not so grand in the grocery
store befitting of your poem! *Patrick*
Lady Vivian
and a tune now resounding inside my head and taking me back a few years...to the time my son smeared butter all around the house, across every piece of furniture, every door knob, and squirted a home-made goo around the perimeter of the house to keep ghosts away.
Donna
Anna
In the neighborhood
Who you gonna’ blame?
My Brother - Ed Matlack
PS: When I saw 'Darn Tootin' I immediately thought of good old Gabby Hayes - my favorite Western Sidekick.
Mark
Lady Mary Ann
Lets it happen when it occurs,
No matter where your hind it tours
Now you are your old self again, young fella, keep on poopin, bless ya,