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The Buzzard And His Dueling Pen
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"Adventures Of The Dueling Poets
Their Third Post
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The Great Canadian Buzzards
response to
The She Devil Went to Canada
By
The Infamous Mouth Of The South

 

Tell me, ~ Is it hot in here?

 

 

The Buzzard And His Dueling Pen

They say she has, eyes everywhere
Look out if she, gives you that stare

The Mouth of The South
Yes In Canada, has been seen
Apparently a deal with the devil,
I have made it seems

As my pen hits paper, I have no fear
But please tell me, is it hot in here ?

As I write this poem,
I know I must do my very best
Or it will be my soul,
that is put to the great test
I feel no fear,
as I sit and pen this poem
But be sure if I had any,
I certainly wouldn't show them

Please tell me is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?

I think that southern she devil,
turned up the heat here in Canada
I guess she's just testing my stamina
Southern black magic women, she put me to the test
To save my soul, I'm trying to pen my very best

Still I must tell you, I have no Fear
But it does seem, ~ to be getting hotter in here !

Don't let me down my trusty pen, for this duel I must win
I'm determined to save my soul, I hope it's not a sin

As the end of this poem, draws ever so near
I do know one thing, it sure as hell is getting hot in here !!

Ray Hamilton
Now Known As
{ The Great Canadian Buzzard }
© Copyright 6 / 2009
All rights Reserved

 


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 Reviews of "The Buzzard And His Dueling Pen"
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on June 3, 2009
Ah, nice music, gotta love that Black Magic huh? Intriguing and delightful write, filled with just the right amount of suspense....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed on June 3, 2009
Hi Ray, Maybe you could bring some of that heat down Wisconsin way! She's really got you sweatin', eh? LOL

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed on June 3, 2009
LOL This is too funny, Ray - enjoyed this one! And yes, it is hot in here (in Texas).

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 3, 2009
I don't know from hot, I got the a/c on...e

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on June 3, 2009
Oh my....Georg you are so naughtyyyyyyyyyy..I love it......hot is right sweet Buzzard.... sighhhhhhh...Hugsss

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 3, 2009
I am confused, is she the Mouth of the South or, as everybody here suspects seeing your smug glow, her real name is Deep Throat?
Are you sure she is your "stamina" or what is left of it? LOL LOL

Georg



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