A horse would be better
perhaps with a cart
than a Penny Fathing bike
where you sit so high.
What happens when you stop
come up to some lights
or with the solid wheels
did not hurt your backside?
Just imagine yourself
sitting up there
rolling past your friends
free and without a care,
what do think they would say
that you have lost the plot
or would they rush to buy one
before the shop
has sold the lot.