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Bad Breath
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"Not as bad as this but sometimes close enough...lol...!! ************************ " Bad Breath " It reached a point When doing your filthy pleasure No pleasure to me at all It reached a point Beyond verses Unidentified by many unknown I may just as well make them up To illustrate The point in question Literary there are no words** To express my feelings When it hits me in the face When you open your big mouth Sir Love walks right out the door A mixture of Gall, wine beer and raw garlic Combined with rotten lies and onions Plus sour cream To top it up A dash of sloppy black potato mousse Yuk Let me be what I am But desperate enough To explain Why I am broke in love And I have to choke a lot And why So many vows took a hike When you try to kiss me goodnight Oh God baby Your innards Are living within your bloody mouth In picture For those who understand Let me be what I am But bad breath� Carries no charm� Yuk Time to chew Parsley all the time And stop this oral abuse Copyright � 2005 Tinka Boukes

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on March 12, 2005

Now that's oral abuse if I've ever heard of it!

Ron

Reviewed by Joel Raja Kumar J (Reader)

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

Goodness, girl, you sure come up with soem great ideas. Hope this is not true though:) :)

Love from India - Joel -

Reviewed by Carole Mathys

Is there enough parsley??? thanks Tinka, only you could write this...smiles

Hugs, Carole

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson

haahahahahahahahahaha
oh my my my my my
that is baaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddd

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on March 7, 2005

Arealstinkytinkypoohdoesheeatfromtheloo..

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Tell him next time to go and kiss a pig...LOL, Ed

Reviewed by jude forese

send him a message ... wear a gas mask ...

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

OK Tinka now I am nauseated and have the willys. You are right, breathe like that could throw ice on even the hottest of thoughts. Cute write!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Michelle Mills

Maybe I should have him breathe on me and I wouldn't have to pay so much to have my hair permed!! ha ha! Usually breath like you are describing would curl hair, and/or peel the corneas off of your eyes. So much of attraction has to do with scent... You'd think those with a problem odor would avoid foods that make it worse, and brush, floss, and gargle ALOT! Poor Tinka! This was a funny write!!! Michelle

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

You are right and I am glad those days are behind but I pity the woman or man who has to put up with this.

Reviewed by E. Richardson

this is indeed funny but it also has a hard, very sharp edge to it...well done, Tinka! (he types carefully, munching a handful of breathmints)(just in case)

Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga

Dearest Tinks,

Woah girl, you certainly have my sympathy, this is something none of us needs. Run dear one, and run far. Ag skatie, siestog jou areme ding, hardloop ver. Well written Tinks:) I couldn't agree more with George, he said it so well.

hugs and love
Elga

Reviewed by George Carroll

Bad breath is surely a turn off. Some people can't get rid of it and it's not what they eat, that causes it.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

hilarious; now this is the tinka i know and love! thanks for the grins today! well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in america, karen lynn in texas. :D LOL

Reviewed by L. Figgins

Me thinks poor Tinks is on the run
Let's hope she doesn't grab a gun
And shoot the creature who fouls her bed
But buys a case of Listerine instead...

lol! Tinka girl, you craaazy!

Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain

Tinka,

Extra, extra funny poem - leaves me 'breathless'! Superlative my friend!!

Blessings,

Robert

Reviewed by A PAX

lolololololol

Reviewed by Paul Williams

Sounds like the kind of breath that could stun a Rhino at 50 paces. Take Handsum's advice Tinks' get yourself outta there...

Paul;-]

Reviewed by Handsum Hart

Run Tinka run, breath like that could kill you.
A hard hitting write.

Take care

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Ah . . .jeez.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

oh my Tinka! I'm afraid I'd be gone on the first breath! lots of humor,and laughs, but I hope this is a just a fun poem;-)

love,
eileen

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Your innards
Are living within your bloody mouth

Quite a graphic and profound picture and message you've painted here, Tinka.

To express my feelings