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THE ELEPHANT - AMARULA – TREAT
by Tinka Boukes → (All Poetry by Tinka Boukes)
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THE ELEPHANT - AMARULA – TREAT


 


Elephants eating Amarulas
Blocking the way
The fruit of Amarula
Baboons and elephants on a high
Looking at the sky
Drunk like a fruity fly
Soft juicy and hot
With the kick of a vodka, brandy or scotch
Then they start to sing

TLOU ENE ENE LENKO
E TE TE LE
HA KA KANG
YANKA TWEBA
YANKA MODU TSWANE
E YA BE YA
SEFA TENG
BANA BA SEKOLO
KLONG SE KLONG
KLONG SE KLONG

Amarula drunken elephants
Still blocking the way
To eat some more juicy fruity stuff
To make them sky high
Amarula O’ Amarula
Happy fruity vodka kicking fruit
From the "Amarula Tree"


 


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 Reviews of "THE ELEPHANT - AMARULA – TREAT"
Reviewed by Handsum Hart
Reviewed on October 16, 2005
i've never heard of an amarula tree, perhaps i need to get one
a cute write

take care

Reviewed on October 16, 2005
Oh Dear, this is excellent dear Tinka!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 16, 2005
Drunk like a fruity fly

I think I know that feeling!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 16, 2005
Kewl write and I think I'd like to try some of that fruit myself lol

Felix

Reviewed by Debashish Haar
Reviewed on October 16, 2005
This was good, keep smiling.

Calvin & Hobbes

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 15, 2005
Loved this one Tinka
how can I get some of that fruit

William ......Peace & Love

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on October 15, 2005
You have a unique outlook on life.
Nice read, Tinka...missed reading you.

Love,
Elizabeth

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on October 15, 2005
Delightful write Tinka..smiles

peace and love, Carole

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 15, 2005
Great stuff Tinka, thanks for sharing! I saw this on a pbs special and it was hilarious! Unbelievable how they really get high;-)Love your song;-)...

Eileen

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on October 15, 2005
And all together Sing

TLOU ENE ENE LENKO
E TE TE LE
HA KA KANG
YANKA TWEBA
YANKA MODU TSWANE
E YA BE YA
SEFA TENG
BANA BA SEKOLO
KLONG SE KLONG
KLONG SE KLONG

Andy can't hear you. Sing up at the back..

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 15, 2005
Why should they be any different? Every being on this planet seeks "higher" places. Thanks for this gift, Tinkasweets. Love and peace.

Regis

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 15, 2005
enjoyed the read

Reviewed on October 15, 2005
Tinka,

Beware the elephants who get high...but not poets who write (from safe distances, I hope) about them. :) Excellent, humorous write!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on October 15, 2005
Is that kinda' like longhorns DWI on cactus juice? if so, be sure & lock your car doors.

nice, very nice write. thanks for the smile!
TX

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 15, 2005
Ha Ha even elephants like to get high.


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