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The Tshongololo Jive
by Tinka Boukes → (All Poetry by Tinka Boukes)
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This one is for you SHEILA... Smiles at ya...wait a little and LISTEN closely okay !!


 

"The Tshongololo Jive"

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Weird Tshongolo O’ bug with your many feet

Legs not ever losing its beat

Follow each other in high speed

Like a choo-choo train indeed

Moving indoors to tell us it’s going to rain

Why do you roll up like a wheel when I touch you man

Tshongolo!!

Why do you hide your head

Or is that the reason why they call you centipede


If I pick you up you shit on my hand

Are you afraid of me my mate

You unroll your wheel after resting for awhile

And rush forward to where ever you go

Till something gets in your way

And then you roll up and play dead again

Why not running instead

Weird Tshongololo with your many feet

Does any of your feet ever gets in the way

To make you trip and fall

I call you a little god of the rain

But to children you could be such a pain

Ashley calls you a piece of shit

Eddie Kostro would call you a French fry friend

Tshongololo brown or black

Or Green to fit this bit..for the “Other” ED

Doing the Tshongolo Jive

Whoooooo knock it off ashole

I’m a French Fry

Okay!!

 

Copyright © 2005 Tinka Boukes
 
 
 


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 Reviews of "The Tshongololo Jive"
Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on July 21, 2007
Humorous very -- you are a multifaceted poet with much talent. R

Reviewed by m w
Reviewed on July 9, 2007
LOL, what can I say, that pic stole the show

Reviewed on July 9, 2007
LOL LAFFIN TOO HARD TO REVIEW!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D LOL LOL LOL LOL

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on July 9, 2007
LOLOL!

Tinka, you sure are special!

Love & Light always and in all ways,
Joseph*

Reviewed on July 9, 2007
You're not safe anywhere! LOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 9, 2007
French Fries just don't get the respect they used to!

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Pure fun. You made me laugh so much. Good morning Tinka.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
just imagine what their offspring would be like ... makes you taste buds crawl ...

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Looks like them South African centipedes have a really strong sex drive! I may have to eat fries blindfolded from now on.

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Silly centerpede, where's his glasses??

I got no sound MEH :):)
Ch'erie

Reviewed by George Thompson
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Good laugh with this one. Like the sound with it, too! Write on!

George

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... that bloody cartoon killed me Sissy. Gotta love this amusingly sardonic write. You certainly do have a little satirist in you. Thanks for the laughs!
Love from big bro ...
Richard

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Hee, hee, Tinka. Your a blast!
x0x0x0x

Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Weird Tshongololo, they exist in AFrica!???
So cute! I love your humor and Thank you Sweetie!
NIce to hear your voice again! Ahhhhhh...
WArmly, WArrior "Spirit" Lady Sheeeoox
STay SAFE!
STAy Positive!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Tinka you are a hoot! what a treasure you are love hearing this, Fantastic!Thanks Sis for sharing!

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
What a hoot! My husband loved this one Tink! You are a writer of diversity my friend! LoL!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Ted Bossis
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Oh my - Maybe you were allocated an extra humorous bone - Different stride -French fried -Re-posting pride -{LIS} <>TedSo

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
LOL Funny and oh so many legs...;)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
You should do more in the humor department, I had to re-read this a few times for the full effect, and you young lady are a trip...lol, Ed

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Seriously funny, bet he can't ride a bike!
I loved hearing your reading..... I now know
What a Tinka....sounds like

Walt

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
You let your funny out to shine in this lovable write.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Your humor is always welcomed and delightful. I'll bet you are a heck of a lot of fun at a party.
love,
Susan

Reviewed by Jenni Kalicharan
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Lmao here... Hi Tinka, enjoyed this so much. I am glad I popped in today. How are you? I really shouldn't ask that cuz I see by this poem you are still smiling and making the world follow suit.
Hugs from an old island pal...
Jenni


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