Speedle and Spuddle are battling it out for 'undecided' voters--political humor.
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Speedle Dee and Spuddle Duddles
spiddle spuddle lies
should I vote for either, other
spiddle spuddles thrive
Speedle Dee sat fudging puddles
Spuddle crossed his eyes
Speedle Dee has money cuddles
Spuddle sits and sighs
Spuddle said, "Confuse them you WON'T
seized nice guy disguise
Speedle Dee, comedienne now
tells jokes, throws cream pies
Spuddle out to break the record
gets the womens' eyes
Who will win? It is a toss-up
One will I surmise
still Speedle Dee, Spuddle Duddle
spiddle, spuddle lies
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Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on October 13, 2004
Sandy, this is hilarious my friend. And, the closing is so true. If only the politicians would tell the truth, but then again, we wouldn’t have the need for the late night shows anymore if they did …lol. I enjoyed the read. Thank you for sharing it. Take care and be well.
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