Even elves write to Santa. He's hard to catch!
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Noel
by Sandra S. Corona
Deer Santa,
I have a whole in my bright tights! My silver bells froze, became jingle bells. Have you tights in red, scarlet bright?
Holly, with the Flocked Tree Carolers, is a dreaded site. Her silver lips, lined in black, scare folks ev'ry night.
Yule tide me over, I'm sure, but with tights split, I'll sit.
I'm a tiny sprite shy and demure; there is no cure.
Please hurry, Santa, before the snow blows and my frozen silver bells turn into gold … gel.
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.