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Use your imagination and you might see a flying pink pig. ********

Road Hog Folks claim I hog the road, am wide, my knees are bowed, legs tired. I bear a load ... gonna grow wings, soar, fly. "Gimme Alka-Sowser!" "There's a sty in the sky?" "I'll be durned! Pigs CAN fly!" Made a hog of myself (engorged food on all shelves). Looked outside my soul, self, picked up dreams, wing, soar, fly. Pig, "Next pignic, have a cow!" "Not one to 'ham-it-up." Sigh. "High on love ... pigs CAN fly!" Neither fowl or red meat, I'm too tasty, a treat. My feet stink ... still you eat! I've got my wings, soar, fly. Trembling, in the pink, wouldn't hock socks. Know why? My feet freeze when I fly. Angelically squeal (can't lie) finding a ham who can fly ... I love him! Oh, my! Found paradise on the fly. copyright 2004 Sandra S. Corona/Funny Flies

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Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on January 13, 2008

Always a smile I get from Oregon...e

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on January 13, 2008

Thanks for the smiles, Sandy. My best wishes to you with love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on January 13, 2008

This is quite funny Sandy...enjoyed much

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on January 13, 2008

HilARious! Thanks for sharing this witty write! BRAVA, Sandra; BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on January 13, 2008

Sandra,

Funny! I like the part about "my feet stink...still, you eat!" Reminded me of Mom eating pickled pigs feet...and how my Daddy would tell her, "I love you. But I can't stand the way you smell after eating that!" LOL Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Better to see pink pigs than pink elephants................LOL

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on January 13, 2008

You certainly haven't made a pig of yourself with sharing the lovely whimsical flavor of this write...well done Sandy.

Fee

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