There was a young fella called Bill

Who swallowed an atomic pill

His principal organ

Was found in Glenmorgan

His nuts in a tree in Brazil

****

This skinny young bloke from Australia

Had just the most  amazing genitalia

A defect at birth 

Gave it an enormous girth

Matched only by its magnificent regalia

****

Another young fella named Gorton

Had a terribly short one

But he made up for the loss

With the balls of a horse

And the stroke of a 500cc Norton

****

There was a young man called Allistare

Who made love to his girl on the stair

But the banister broke

In the middle of his stroke

And he finished his f*** in mid-air

****

A dog ate a pile of green meat

That had been lying too long in the heat

The force from one fart

Ripped his asshole apart

And blew his eyeballs clear down the street

****