Getting ready for a New Years chin dig
I purchased a new fancy schmancy wig
and bubbly for chilling;
I'm ready and willing
to pare, next year I'll be lank as a twig
Santa needs a break from the Holiday
the left overs echo in the fridge, oh Hey!
the turkey is wasted
his eye balls are basted
Merry Eggnog to all now get out of my way
Pop goes the bottle and in goes the booze
its time to party don't snooze or you lose
fetch me a drink
fast as a blink
bubble me up, please don't sing me the blues
Jopple Jim slim feeling kind of perplexed
he wasn't invited and now he is vexed
crack open a bottle
go to full throttle
send him his invite by crook or by text
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Reviews of "A Limerick Quartet, For New Years Eve"
Its a cute one, by golly,
In contrast to the folly
That so many spew forth
At this time of the holly!
May your recovery be speedy
From the Old Year so seedy,
We've all been there sometime
Among the pre-holiday needy!
So let's make a treaty,
With whomever's your sweetie,
To next time fly off
To a place like Tahiti!
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[Best wishes for the coming 360 days of renewed angst, turmoil, disappointment and failed hopes! We'll ALL need it, before New Years 2022 rolls around! -K2]
MYSTIC THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GREAT! I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THE PHOTO. WONDERFUL SHARING OF LIMERICKS, THANKS. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Oh I love your phraseology. But my couch is red, not pink, And my blanket is blue. Otherwise, that's me right there with you. Now bring on that bubbly stuff and let's celebrate!
What a festive poem, fitting for New Year's Eve, full of merriment and fun. Enjoyed immensely, particularly over here where they don't celebrate the coming of the new year. Imagine!
Christmas - only days away; plastic snowmen and glowing reindeer adorn the lawns of neighborhoods all across America. All is calm, all is bright, and yet there is something tragically wrong about this Christmas night.
With swift passage thr
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In contrast to the folly
That so many spew forth
At this time of the holly!
May your recovery be speedy
From the Old Year so seedy,
We've all been there sometime
Among the pre-holiday needy!
So let's make a treaty,
With whomever's your sweetie,
To next time fly off
To a place like Tahiti!
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[Best wishes for the coming 360 days of renewed angst, turmoil, disappointment and failed hopes! We'll ALL need it, before New Years 2022 rolls around! -K2]
Ron
I won't be in a quandary.
I'll be doing the same thing I do every year,
My laundry.
I enjoyed the humor in your festive limericks.