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The Singing Barber
by Mystic Rose → (All Poetry by Mystic Rose)
Friday, January 11, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A funny poem to make you smile giggle or just be happy .


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a singing barber raises his voice to sing
beautiful songs that make the hair take note
cutting round the ear
dadaism heeds as
each falling hair sings down to the floor

fabulous songs from Pavarotti brings
glacier eyes against a miserable grump
here is your hat Mister Linus
I wasn't trying to be mean
just wanted your hair to have a good time !

January 11, 2019

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 Reviews of "The Singing Barber"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on January 14, 2019
SO, 'THAT'S' WHY THE BARBER SING!!! THANK YOU, MYSTIC, I HAD NO IDEA(SMILE)...WELL DONE AND ENJOYED. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on January 12, 2019
"Dadaism heeds"... there seems to be subtext here. And a clue (perhaps). Considering that Dadaism is a nihilistic art movement based on irrationality and the negation of accepted laws of beauty, one might construe that (perhaps) the wife cut the husbands hair somewhat badly and he got pissed. This is intelligent humor. The kind I prefer. Peace. r

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 12, 2019
Heh.Heh . . . Last line just wiped me out and I laughed for a good three or four minutes. You DO have a way with words, Mystic. Enjoyed this very much.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on January 11, 2019
What a joy to welcome my sunny, warming morning. Thank you for writing and posting. It's been a while since I have been to the barbershop.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 11, 2019
Is that the origin of the barbershop quartet? Serially, I prefer a talking barber rather than a singing one, so I can hear the latest politics and gossip going around while I luxuriate myself to steaming hot towels and the barber's expert shave every morning as I read the paper.

Is Barber the root to the word, Barbarian?

Ron

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on January 11, 2019
The hearing hair, very funny. Also a nice style of poetry.

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on January 11, 2019
What a hair raising tale. Now all he needs is a quartet.


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