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Strumpa Strumpa Crumpetta Crumpetta
by Mystic Rose → (All Poetry by Mystic Rose)
Thursday, October 26, 2023    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A cute Halloween poem


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Cackles were heard from down under on a hill far away
fifty little saucy spiders scurry helter skelter out to play
A hefty witch stirs her cauldron next to her Bagoon
snake eyes spoon an evil mush as feet dance around the room
Strumpa strumpa crumpetta crumpetta, stomps and rhythms yes they're dead
The stars in heaven grow fangs and the moon wears a skirt of thorns
chainsaw demons flee the sky with decapitated scorn
Oh my oh my Halloween frights are here, although the night is young
old smelly garlic garlands have been strung,
Strumpa strumpa crumpetta crumpetta, stomps and rhythms yes they're dead
She's here to petrify, terrify, horrify and glorify her trade
when they get here they will drink purple blue Kool-aid
Oh Gee Oh Gosh she has lost her pompadour galosh
perhaps its hiding in the pumpkin squash
Strumpa strumpa crumpetta crumpetta, stomps and rhythms yes they're dead.

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 Reviews of "Strumpa Strumpa Crumpetta Crumpetta"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 28, 2023
Appears to be a chant or a song if put to music like Thriller. Surely could catch the imagination of young people out to have a good time trying to find something scary they don't already know.

Ron


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