A Card Carrying Looney Toon (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

A Card Carrying Looney Toon
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I was recently called this by a young lady I truly respect, But how she found out is beyond my circumspect...

A Card Carrying Looney Toon… Called this I was, how ever did they figure it out? My doctor he did say, nothing ever about, People finding out about my having a minor psychological problem, no doubt… Well if that is the case, I have to bring myself forward and admit, Yes, dear friends of the Den, I have this little problem, to whit, I sometimes get a bit loony tunes, but only when I write too many obits… My job is you see, to write the obituaries for a large city, I can never stop, so many die everyday, yes you should listen to what I say, You must be able to tell just how crazy I can get, so don’t forget, To protect yourself if ever you notice me in that sort of mood… Tha, tha, that’s all folks… © ed – 3/28/04

Reviewed by Southern Comfort

Reviewed on July 26, 2008

Hun, I jest gots one question fur Ya, how do Ya comes by one of them cards? I am shonuff in need of that card, I could jest show it and it would save a lot of splainin on my part! HUGS! SC

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 29, 2004

O yes?

I have many of those on the farm...some nice "Edible" ones...yummy in marinade....and roasted...even BBQ!!

Ask E.W Richardson about the piggy "orgasm timeout"....heheheheh!!

Now I am hungry.....OKAY!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on March 28, 2004

(((ed)))

i go looney toons every weekend at my job--and i don't write obits

i work in a buffet place--and it gets really busy. what adds to the fun is my help not showing up/calling in, and the boss expects me to be speedy gonzales, or superwoman at least--there's no need to fear, karla jean is here LOL she can do it all with little pay and no recognition...o, and forget about a break LOL

adorable poem, and i love you, anyway, you loveable ole rascally wabbit, you

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

T-T-T-THAT'S ALL FOLKS! LOL

Cute write; and how did you know I love the Looney Tunes characters? We ALL are a little LOONEY TUNES at times, Ed; you certainly aren't alone in THAT department! I can be looney tunes myself when the time calls for it!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

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