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Dreamin Big
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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If I am gonna dream, I will do so big, why not?


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DREAMIN' BIG!


 


What the hell, if I am gonna dream,


I may as well do it BIG,


No little motorhome do I want to buy,


I want mine to be the best they got,


So why not dream of the best of the lot?


 


Newell Coach does make em’ bigger,


Forty-five feet, two bathrooms,


Liquor cabinet with more than a jigger,


Washer/dryer, dishwasher too, no more sitting in the sink,


Till I get round to them, pee you…


 


Room to spread out, Jacuzzi tub, room for two,


Bet you can’t guess, Rene’, just who?


Will be sharing that tub with me, every night too…


 


So while we are dreamin’, we may as well,


Buy us a Hummer with a convertible for summer,


To tow in an enclosed trailer, same color as the camper,


So let us hit the lottery and you will see me scamper,


Right down to the dealer to buy me this rig,


Hell it even has, built right in, a clothes hamper…


            © ed – 4/6/04


 


 


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 Reviews of "Dreamin Big"
Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on April 8, 2004
ah....That sounds just soooo very nice...I guess I should start playing, huh......lol.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 6, 2004
Really hope you hit that lottery, Ed. Your dream sounds wonderful.

I asked Rebecca for a Yellow Hummer for Christmas. Guess What! She got me one! (But it's only a matchbox toy Hummer. What a Bummer.)


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