Butt Plug…

Necessary for the stoppage of the flow,

Or maybe a better way to say the hershey squirts, never slow,

Immodium a good way to go too, just don’t strain too hard, or you will surely blow…

The plug mentioned above, so pliable could get stuck inside,

Then off you will be going for a short little ride,

To the doctor or emergency room, the nurses and doctors all will be just so snide,

Hell, I would too, and announce it I would over the public address system,

So all would know, how truly stupid a certain person is, walking with a short stride…

So take it from me, do not use the plug; use the pill, safer it is, but still,

The plug is the way to go, if old fashioned is the way you are,

Taking it out, although, may produce a scream so shrill,

Otherwise, for you it may in fact be a thrill…

                             © ed – 4/14/04