Hair Style…(or the lack thereof)

For some it’s a lack a hair,

For others it’s just thinning,

And again for those of us old hippies,

We have more than we can use,

Next time I cut it, I will package it,

And send it to someone with less, yeah no shit…!

The picture above is of a hairstyle that a certain Mr. Kostro enjoys,

He gets it that way by sticking his finger in the wall socket,

But if electric is lacking, he just uses moose, not the kind with antlers,

Otherwise he just leaves his hair altogether quite loose,

But then there are the times he is out trying to help a goose,

So pretty he makes it, that even for his wife, he seems to seduce…

So yet another roast of a friend, so deer, no I mean DEER, not dear,

As he is such a fanatic for our furry friends, he does try hard not “skeer”,

I also heard just of late, that Ed did try to rope a local steer,

They were in the roadway, in a Chicago suburb, so he did volunteer,

Little did he realize just how hard it was to attempt to lasso the steers rear,

Never had he tried this before, he had never been out on the frontier…

                             © ed – 5/23/04