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Hair Style, (or the lack thereof)
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Another roasting a DEER friend, yes the infamous Ed K again!


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Hair Style…(or the lack thereof)


 


For some it’s a lack a hair,


For others it’s just thinning,


And again for those of us old hippies,


We have more than we can use,


Next time I cut it, I will package it,


And send it to someone with less, yeah no shit…!


 


The picture above is of a hairstyle that a certain Mr. Kostro enjoys,


He gets it that way by sticking his finger in the wall socket,


But if electric is lacking, he just uses moose, not the kind with antlers,


Otherwise he just leaves his hair altogether quite loose,


But then there are the times he is out trying to help a goose,


So pretty he makes it, that even for his wife, he seems to seduce…


 


So yet another roast of a friend, so deer, no I mean DEER, not dear,


As he is such a fanatic for our furry friends, he does try hard not “skeer”,


I also heard just of late, that Ed did try to rope a local steer,


They were in the roadway, in a Chicago suburb, so he did volunteer,


Little did he realize just how hard it was to attempt to lasso the steers rear,


Never had he tried this before, he had never been out on the frontier…


                             © ed – 5/23/04      


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on May 23, 2004
Haaaaaaa.. Haaaaaaa... You marvelous, magical maniac! I don't know whether to kiss you or sue you! (grin) While entertaining myself with a full-blown "pity-party", I turned to some (light?) reading and there you were.. er.. I mean, there EDDIE K was! I laughed so hard I hit my head on the wall... but it 'hurts soooo good' !! Oh, how I needed this. How thoughtful of you to share Eddie's life story plus photo with us.. but we shouldn't laugh at his hair.. I don't think he can help it! (Is that his H.S. yearbook pic?) hehehehehehehehe... he's a 'pip' isn't he? You're right up there with 'im. (grin) The ever-loony, katyxox.

Reviewed on May 23, 2004
Fun write, Ed, and love the picture! Too funny! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 23, 2004
You Sir, Must be in League with the Devil, or my Spouse.

I was outside just now, and she dragged me in here, laughing her buttocks off at this post. (Did she send you this picture??!!)

PS Somehow, that steer story has gotten completely steered in the wrong direction. To set the record straight, I had volunteered to clean up the cow dung from the freeway. That's why I was 'ropin the rear.'

PSS I am baking some delicious Cow Pies this afternoon. I will send you one, or two.

PSSS That socket thing really works - try it!

You Rascal, You!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 23, 2004
LOL!!

I will still like him even electicuted.....lol!!

Too cute for words.......hehehe>>real sappy lips....lol!!

Love Tinka



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