Katy, The Viking Queen (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Katy, The Viking Queen
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Another roast of an authorsden poet of humor and philosophy, I hope philosophical she is when she reads this for I would hate to die so young...

Katy, The Viking Queen… She loves the sea as Vikings always do, Look for her in her bikini, hold back your laughter till you turn blue, Moved into a new home, yes in a new zoo, Howard the dustball, Marvin the mouse, Took them with her that she did too… Keeps her scene quite clean, But in no way is the queen considered lean, Lives to be considered a scream, Sometimes though she is a bit obscene… Those pigtails she has, she got from a real pig, Wraps them in rubber bands so quaint, Imagine the queen taking a swig, Then going to the local dance hall to do a Jig, Hope the floor is reinforced with more than a twig… More than my meager imagination can dream of, Would rather kiss a snake than to think of that, Gives long winded reviews, now I know where the Vikings got their wind, To billow those sails, to sail to the horizon and beyond, While Vikings seem to be mostly quite blond, Katy, on the other hand must be by another, spawned, Grayer is her hair than blond, must be old age, I just hope when this roast does get posted, She does not shoot me or cut off my head with sword, yes when she responds… © ed – 5/24/04

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on May 24, 2004

Watch out vikings do rape and pillage...No you're supposed to fight not surreneder willingly.

By golly you're back to form in great style..

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)

I see Katy got here alright...go hide Ed...
quickly....this was great...so I see now you
are roasting poets....be careful who you
choose...LOL...they will come back to haunt
you....:)...floria

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Ha! I'll get you, my pretty... and your little dog too!! hehehehe... grey hair? surely, you got me mixed up with that flamboyantly frolicking Eddie. K... ahhhhh... 'tis an honor to be roasted, fried, scalded and altogether 'half-baked' by the likes of you, you silly thing! Thank you... and my 'Viking' ancestors will be over around 6, so make sure you've got plenty of strong ale and a virgin or two... I will now depart, with one of my famous obscenities, herein mentioned: &*$).*&!%* <---- Viking for 'love you tons,' Eddie M. grin... katy xox.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

(((ed)))

LOL at kate clifford's comment (she's baaaaaaaaaaaaack)

very well written...but now you better run, hear the vikings have bad tempers, and you may have gotten on her bad side

still, a well written roast--of our beloved katy

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Yikes I feel a viking killing coming on :-) Nice to be able to read again :-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Well written Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)

HA, she's going to run you though with her spear!! This is priceless, thanks for a wonderful laugh. Katy is so special.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

this is too funny, eddie, and i loved this roast to her! a fine poet and a deserving human being for this fun tribute! thanks for sharing, and thanks for the grins! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

"Gives long winded reviews, now I know where the Vikings got their wind!"

First, Ed, let me say - if I might - at Katydid's expense - this is a wonderful write.
Second, I am envious. Your Epic Viking Ode to Katy is much more expansive than your roasts of Andy and me.
Third, May Thor Be With You - Because I fear - A fierce Viking Ship - With a fierce Pony-tailed Female Viking - may soon be arriving on your shore!

Run, Hide, and Save Rufuz! Vikings were known to feast on men and their dogs.

Katy, The Viking Queen…