Floria is Next to be Roasted in Glue…
Yes dear Floria, your time has come to pass,
Be clear Floria, I do this within the constraints of a mass,
I have a priest here, he says it is safe, to do a roast of you friend Floria, alas…
Loves God and all his saints,
Nothing wrong with that, certainly ain’t,
Always writes great reviews,
Nothing ever does she say that leaves a taint…
Never off color are her remarks,
Lighter is the color of her paint,
Not at all are her colors very faint…
Prays for us sinners,
That we all may become winners,
Certain of us surely do need that,
If a word were to be said,
That is negative about Floria,
I have yet to hear it,
Certainly not by this Ed…
So Floria, a roast I cannot do here,
Not in the classical sense my dear,
For a roast, something has to be said in negativity,
All I can find with regards you dear lady, is the positive,
That is all I have to say herein let me be perfectly clear…
© ed – 5/29/04
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Well Done!
who deserves your non roast,with tenderizer added!;-)
Well done! oops or was it rare!;-)
this is the nicest roast i've ever eaten--READ!! i meant, read!! LOL *well done*
(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
if you are thinking of roasting me, be sure to include some cajun music and/or cajun food! LOL i love both!
Love Tinka