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Mayhem
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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While the cougar is away, how the moose' will play...


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Mayhem…


 


What type of mayhem can we find?


Now that Mr. Kostro is away clearing his mind,


He may be gone for a long, long time,


His mind it is quite foggy, full of clouds so sublime…


 


Lets see should we start another roast?


Maybe one of him again, as he will never see,


Oh that’s right, he has Andy as his protector,


But he can be bought off, such a defector…


 


So that means there is no one else,


No one to guard the gate, no one to protect the estate,


We are free to create mayhem, and pillage the village,


Let us destroy Ed K’s sight, while he and his wife are off to procreate,


Yes, let us make his site one of horror and mayhem, we will desecrate…


 


When he returns he won’t recognize or recall,


His own personal scrawl,


On his site we can now call a stall…


                   © ed – 5/31\04


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Mayhem"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 31, 2004
Been bad long enough....every one will starts hating me....telling me I am silly and joking too much even if poetry are serious..I still make a joke of it.....So from now on I will become the serious/no smiles poetress of the dEn!!

< < <Wink>>> or for as long as I am gone from my PC!!

Love Tinka


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