(b sure 2 see Eileens newest poem, "Fickle Heart")
Eileen Waldron Roasting in “Pickled Farts”…
Usually a writer of love and romance,
Is Eileen, putting the reader in a trance,
But for right now, I hope I do take no chance,
And her sense of humor can survive my sometime sharp advance,
If not, I may have to run away and live in France…(hate French food)
A woman of the write, she does shed light,
On all our lives, she does so quite right,
Her poems always for saving, always ripe,
Her reviews never scathing,
She does for us all what we are craving,
Therein she is always raving…
I wish I had her talent, to mesmerize,
As for me she always does traumatize,
As I wish I could write like her, but herein no lies,
I am just not romantic enough, can’t make others cry,
Except with laughter, but I am not what the poem is about,
Geez I am here to tout Eileen and then I speak of myself, what a lout…
So for all her love and feeling,
She can get anyone to reeling,
Her ability to take someone’s heart, yes stealing,
Is her strongest attribute, not something bad,
In reality it is something quite altogether healing…
© ed – 6/9/04
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Go on do it do it do it
Seriously, I loved it.
Ch'erie
but how can I argue with the rest;-)I'm honored!
You must have known I'd hate that title;-)However
thank you for a wonderful poem, that makes me blush
with pride!
is a great tribute to a lovely lady and brilliant poet.
I think Eileen, if she doesnt mind me saying, has brain farts,
for she is always popping out a masterpiece.
The kids at school call them botty burps but for
some windbreaking news......other names I insist you know
Floating an air biscuit
Gassius Assius
Thunder from Down Under
Tuba Tuning
Tunnel Trumpting
I wonder, do you have pickeled bedroom/garden/conservatory fart jars too?
Smashing write O`l boy.
o, Lord--this is funny...but be prepared for the revenge of eileen...you thought killer kate was bad, me thinks eileen can kill you with her powerful pen
thanks--off today, THAT'S why i'm not at work on this rainy, rainy day
(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
love to you, rene and little rufuz WOOF!
funny write, ed; thanks for sharing! but you best be prepared; eileen just may end up roasting YOU after she reads this!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Fart: emitt wind between legs. Ox ref..
Yup our lady in the ether, can cross every Genre, with such class and style, I concur she deserves all tributes, she sure helped me when I attempted to write.
Well done for a great christian lady....
Well roasted Ed!!
LoveTinka
Health and Creatividy
I salute You, Siblime Poet!
Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
As for me she always does traumatize,
AD Grand Poetess Eileen Teressa surely does mesmerize, Ed.
But I fear you may soon learn how she can truly traumatize, too. Move to France? HA! There is no where in the galaxy that you could ever hide from her.
Interesting Roast!!