I’d Rather French kiss a Gila Monster… (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

I’d Rather French kiss a Gila Monster…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Regarding kissing Ed K's big red lips, NO FREAKIN' WAY!!!

I’d Rather French kiss a Gila Monster… Oh no freakin way am I gonna kiss those great big lips, First I would have my hair cut, yes get it all off, with the clips, I would rather have my manly organ removed with a hammer and chisel, just chip, All the pain and torture you can think of, anything at all, but never that trip… Not even in my nightmares would the “wizard of the weird write” dream of that kiss, I might not awaken from the fearful dream that would incur, not being remiss, What frightening thoughts does this idea even invoke, no more to dream of bliss, And I thought I was bad prior to reading of this, Sinking into the ether reaches of a primal abyss, not even to save my life would I kiss, *THOSE GREAT BIG RED LIPSTICK LIPS…* © ed – 6/12/04

Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)

Reviewed on June 12, 2004

To kiss or not to kiss, that is the question.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

I think I agree with you, Ed. Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Excuse me, but the testosterone level is a bit thick in here, you guys! We have a lips transplant, scraped from a rear-end, an Englishman who can vouch for kissing reptiles but "splats" bugs, and one smoocher eager to have his 'manhood' removed unless he can make out with a gila monster! Jaysus... is it me, or did the merry-go-round go off its track? hehehehehehehe... pardon me, while I get in the back seat with this very handsome frog I'm dating! Ahem! Off we goooooooooooo... (grins for everyone!) katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Awwwww... I musta missed something...haveto run and read EdK...hehehehe....come on tell me what I missed.....hehehehe...those SAPPY LIPS?????

Love Tinky

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

"I would rather have my manly organ removed with a hammer and chisel, just chip"

Ed, my friend, this is your lucky day! Besides being the new Smoochy Man, I also have a mail order surgeon's license. My fees are quite reasonable, too!!

PS You have not lived until you've smooched a Gila Monster.
PPS Thanks, Andy, for vouching for me.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

But have you experianced his kiss, you never know what you're missing..