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Nasty Rebecca
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Oh woe is Ed Kostro, having to live with this person, this creature of the night...oh woe is me, if she ever finds out where I live...ed

NASTY REBECCA… Makes Ed Kostro beg on his knees, Won’t let him have any more doggies, oh please, Is the keeper of his cage, yes, she does hold the keys, Feeds him only when he does trim the trees, Yes Ed is a man, but he does all this just to appease, For she is a nasty woman this Rebecca, such a sleaze, Poor Ed has to snatch at any opportunity, yes he has to seize, Just to get her to bed with him although I cannot fathom why, oh geez! I am sure Ed is no gem to live with, maybe more just a polished stone, But to treat him like he tells me, is beyond any, for Rebecca, reprieve, Ed does take care of all the animals in the neighborhood and beyond, His love of animals, with the wit of the ancients, he has always shown, So if you do meet this woman, Ed’s choice of a lifetime partner, Please don’t remind her of this tease, I hate to think of Ed as having to eat, For the rest of his life, only macaroni and cheese… You will have to scuse me while I ready myself for bed, I cut the lawn today and can do nothing more tonight than wheeze… © ed – 6/27/04

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on June 28, 2004

Funny write.

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Rufuz!!! Isnt she a tad young for you, shame on you for that, no wonder she is not happy.
Ed, Control your Dog :)

ooooooowwwwwlllllll
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

adorable write, eddie! LOL thanks for the grins!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)

Edward… Edward… Edward… Are you sure you were only cutting grass???!!!…Peace thru mowing the lawn!!!

Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)

waahhaaa......dude....funny how the mans side of the story differs from what we hear on the grape vine......yes red grapes too....
1. makes him beg on his knees........yea well thought he liked being stepped on by high heels and plead
2. feeds him when he trims the trees......I thought men likes neat bushes....! his advantage again.
3. treats him like he tells you....he loves the disipline
4. cuts the lawn and now cant do anything.....you mean lie there and let her do all the work.....pull your shirt down when finished!
Just my take on this.......ment no offense.......had me laughing all the way to the cage where I keep my hubby.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

For she is a nasty woman this Rebecca, such a sleaze,

Oh, Boy. Where do I begin?

1) I'm sleeping in the garage again - Rebecca tracks you; and she saw this before I did.
2) I'll be in the dog house a very long time - She is convinced I put you up to this.
3) Thanks to you, I will be fed only water and Milk Bones - for a very long time.
4) She looks just like your picture here when she's mad at me - and man, oh, man, is she mad right now.
5) Her maiden name was de Sleaze, a fine old European name. How in the world did you know that? (This is her question; not mine.)

Feeding Time - have to go now.

Reviewed by Lisa Young (Reader)

Very funny, Ed. I laughed when I saw the photo of what I thought was Nasty Rebecca. I read on. Very funny. Lisa

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on June 27, 2004

Reviewed by Carol Chapman (Reader)

Spitting laughter at the screen (when I saw the title I firmly put the coffee cup down before I started reading, thank goodness) This is so funny it made me roar and my husband jump up to see what I was reading! You are a joy and a delight and that dog picture ... oooh splitting sides over the expression.