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Texas is Sinking
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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What? No weather category?


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Texas is Sinking…


 


No more presidents from the great state of Texas,


Very few if any residents will be left there either,


As it is sinking into the muck and mire,


Of all the old melted rubber tires,


That the good ole boys did dump there from the many shires…


 


So much rain, good for crops, good for a drought,


No one down there knows how to swim,


Little do they see so much water in one place,


Would not want them to drown, when running away north,


They do quite so fast; yes running away with great haste…


 


The special K twins do live down there,


Bet you they wish they stayed in Ohio, so much more fair?


First storms of great intensity, then wind of tornadic proportions,


Now rains with proportions that of a monsoon,


All good reasons to live up north, not to mention the good ole boys,


Cowboy hats, horses and pickup trucks, they have got to have their toys…


 


                        © ed – 6/30/04 


 


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on June 30, 2004
Ah, yes, Ed.. my heart goes out to our beloved Double K's BUT... rich and poor alike all have swimming pools now down there... I suppose, in sympathy, I should feel some guilt for loving rain as I do... em.. hmmmm... NAH! (grin) Just tell 'em to send some up here! Yahoo!! katy xox.

Reviewed on June 30, 2004
LOL

the weather might not be fun, but this poem is a laugh a minute! thanks for thinkin' of us here in waterlogged texas; the pic is so appropriate for this whimsical poetic farce! i hope this weather breaks soon; i can't swim, and if the water gets any higher, i may be a dead duck...LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your (rain-soaked) texas friend, karen lynn. :D

*quacking like a duck...a DEAD duck, but still a duck* LOL

Reviewed on June 30, 2004
(((ed)))

blub blub blub....o, i'm sorry, let me get my head above water

it's not only texas that has been inundated, ohio has too...talked to my daddy, he said they had 120 inches of snow...WHAT???? if they translated all of the rain they have had into snow, that's how deep it would have been...and it's getting deep LOL

adorable pic, but the titanic??? thanks a lot, ed LOL

and thank you for being concerned...i may be floating up your way if this doesn't quit LOL

wet ((((HUGS)))) and much love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Carol Chapman (Reader)
Reviewed on June 30, 2004
ah Texas mud, sucks the boots right off my feet - we are breaking weather records down here and the Home Depot collapsed last week. Floods trying to get into work, getting ready to put a big fan up and blow the clouds away.

Good write on a messy subject
Carol - whose 1 acre pond is flowing over 4 acres and still sprawling

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on June 30, 2004
Very good write, Ed!!!… Hopefully the sun will shine upon the Great State of Texas very soon!!!… Peace thru Sunshine!!!

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on June 29, 2004
Good one... TX will rise again.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 29, 2004
Well written Ed!!

Everything that is overdone...are messy hey...even rain!!

Love Tinka


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