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Might As Well
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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might as well "party"...


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Might As Well…


 


I have no political affiliations,


So when it comes time for the elections,


I go in to vote with my heart,


The one I wear out there on the end of my sleeve…


 


My only party, the one I have a modicum of affiliation,


Is the “Might As Well” party, no candidate, have we,


Not for this election just yet, maybe me,


As even I cannot screw up the nation,


Anymore than the guys that are running for re-election…


 


Then again I do think,


That Jerry Garcia or John Lennon would make a good president,


Does it matter so much that they are both dead?


Can’t do a worse job than the brain dead pair we have had the last four,


Or the one before that, he found that he could not keep his zipper up,


So much for politicians, none of which could pass an entrance exam,


No way in hell, no possible chance, under no possible condition…


                        © poppy-writtED ~ 7/7/04


 


 


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 Reviews of "Might As Well"
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 8, 2004
I was doing a night shift when a customer came in and ask if he could watch the elections. Opps! guess I was really out of touch, I thought it was another few months before it was going to happen LOL. first vote I have missed. Is there really anyone worth voting for anymore? I generally vote so the worst of the evils have less chance of getting in. Fun write.

Reviewed by Rose L
Reviewed on July 8, 2004
Ed, I have to agree with Katy on this....I'd hate to see a fine person like you sullied by politics.....hold onto the dreams of another era....and keep a positive thought for the future. But most of all, keep writing my friend!!!! Hugs to Rufuz.

~Rose~

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 8, 2004
I'll vote for you, Ed. Thanks for this. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz. Regis

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on July 8, 2004
PLEASE, Ed.. DO NOT run for president... you're just too fine a person to tangle up in that mess! (grin) This came from a bit deeper place, a profound, thoughtful contribution, indeed. katy xox.

Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga
Reviewed on July 8, 2004
Dear Ed,

As I am not into politics
and don't know the candidates,
I suppose I could say that I'd
vote for you!! lol

Warm hugs
Elga

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on July 8, 2004
Just like in “Brewster’s Millions”… “None of the Above!!!”… Except of course we could always rally around you and Rufuz marching towards the “White House”… I’d vote for you, Poet…lol!!!… Peace thru Voting!!!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on July 8, 2004
i just saw Fahrenheit 9/11 ... much to ponder ...

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on July 8, 2004
for sure...you have coined the feeling of most Americans
take care!!!

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on July 8, 2004
Ed,
Ya got my vote.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 8, 2004
Not into voting....just poking!!

Not my voice...or choice...only toys!!

Pst!! That cold beer looks COOL"

Had enough of that and politics to last me livetime!!

Take Five!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 8, 2004
Dear Poppy-WrittED,

We'll vote for you if you run on the 'Dogs are People, Too' platform. Lots of 'grass roots' support out here for a guy like you who loves and understands dogs. We need a stronger voice in politics.

Sincerely,
Turbo and Blanca
Illinois Pooches

PS Say the word, and we'll get the posters and flyers going.


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