“BETTER BUG BUREAU”

Here we are to serve,

Not only the bugs, but also you, the consumer,

Not to say you do eat the bugs,

Heaven forbid, but bugs ARE good with chocolate,

We eat more than we realize,

If we saw them with our eyes,

We would be quick to dump our food, you know, no lies…

Since Splat & Bug are on vacation,

BBB is here to serve you all your wants and temptations,

If unhappy are you with some manner of bug,

Please be sure to call us at our bug & slug free number,

To request whatever it is you need and/or want,

We can supply you with all the requested equipment & information,

To make your day with bugs a lot less stressful,

Trying, do we, to try and cease for you, any and all complications…

Our business is not that of putting BUG & SPLAT out of business,

Just to supplement their services, to deal with problems and too assess,

Please do not feel that I herein do, well not too much, obsess,

Just want you to know, while the other two services are out on recess,

We do profess to supply your needs and have done so with great success…

                                © ed – 7/24/04