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Gentle Dental Care...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Sorry everyone I couldnt resist this poem along with the big belly laugh I got from this picture...(& I have a few more pics that will go with future writes, that I think you will find funny too, I hope...?)


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Gentle Dental Care…?


 


seems to me the name is an oxymoron,


given it by some stupid idiot yes a moron,


who seems to find that dental care,


that is done without too much flair,


can be considered to be done with a wing and a prayer, 


so in future, please see just where,


you are going when you enter the dentists office down there,


and really, you must, even though this is a bust, just for yourself beware…


 


for long roots can be attached, and easily mismatched,


to the ends of your manhood, you women don’t have to worry,


for nothing you do have can be detached,


unless of course you do worry about your chest set that is matched…?


 


then another picture of the ilk that is above,


will have boobs on the end of the root also attached to the tooth,


not sure which is worse, but from my point of view,


as a guy with his manhood still attached,


I would greatly prefer to have your boobs disattached,


than that of my prick and balls reattached then patched…


 


                        © ed – 7/28/04  


 


 


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Reviewed on July 30, 2004
(((ed)))

you are a mess. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a pic! what a write! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. *wiping tears from my eyes* thanks--i needed that :)

makes me glad i'm not a man???????? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on July 28, 2004
I couldn't stop giggling from the time I saw the graphic until I started writing, even now I'm snickering a little. You are such a nut!! It's great!!!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 28, 2004
Whaaaaahahahaha----rip my heart out!!!

Oh you a hooooooot!!

Naughty-totti-old-tooth!!

Save it this is so damn funny!!

Love...giggling...Tinka

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on July 28, 2004
OUCH!!!!!!!!

this hit home!
I had a tooth pulled yesterday
:(
dentist poetry..........aye aye aye lol


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