Anal Again…

Going away tonight to Kentucky for a week,

Can’t go anywhere till I do clean inside and out of the Jeep,

Rene calls me anal; Rufuz wants me to leave his hair there,

Geez I was better off leaving it alone,

I get more grief when I clean it fair…

Would you want to drive 800 miles with hair from the dog,

Blowing in your face and the smell of same wafting thru the air,

Every sandwich I do eat along the way I taste Ruffie hair,

Not that I am not used to it, but still it seems to make the trip more fun…

Anyway, I am done cleaning the Jeep, now the camper,

Don’t want to come home to hairy carpets and dirty dishes,

No one coming over after that will want to give me any kisses…

                                © ed ~ 8/5/04