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Meatloaf
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Meatloaf…


 


Maggot meatloaf in my tummy,


Boy oh boy was it so yummy,


Better than the cheese cake of bugs,


You order thru BUG, so scummy…


 


Mashed potatoes and creamed corn,


Top it off for dessert butterscotch ice cream,


Made the ride home so much more enjoyable,


Even if it were raining kitties and puppies,


The wind so strong from the hurricane it does scream…


 


In for the night to listen to the rain on the roof,


The dog he does not like going out in the rain, yes Ruf,


Comfortable are we in our own personal den,


The motorhome not leaking, thankfully, herein I don’t spoof…


                                © ed ~ 8/14/04


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Meatloaf"
Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on August 15, 2004
Oddly, this scene strikes me as appealing. LOL But I'll pass on the maggot meatloaf.

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on August 15, 2004
"you took the words right out of my mouth, oh it must of been while you were..... Never mind.

I prefer a Vegan loaf, but Duchess thinks it will do just fine thanks alot for the invite LOL.

Most edible write
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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 15, 2004
Glad you enjoyed some "LEKKA" food...I am hungry now....geeeeeez have a heart!!

Happy you and Rufuz are warm and DrY!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 14, 2004
Don't eat that old food old timer..
Get some pizza, think young.......
Fun write Ed.......
Glad the motor home doesn't leak.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on August 14, 2004
This might cause a forced fast. Have a wonderful tomorrow.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 14, 2004
Its not the wind screaming................Your day is coming soon :-) fun write :-)

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on August 14, 2004
I will pass thanks on the main (me mostly vegetarian...fish good...poor fish!)anyway your pie sounds sort of yummy if you like
that sort of thing...(yukky yuk!)and as always your imagination shines with original light.
Best wishes always
from
kay.


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