This was a response/review I made for Katy's newest funny poem, WANNA ADOPT ME? Check it out too...
Katy Adopted...
Adopted you will be, by me, You can sleep on the beach by the sea, Bathe in its cooling waters, Eat of the bounty there, Bet you would like this to happen I see...
As for goulash, I have had hash, How much different can it be, As long as you don't disturb any of my stash...
So adopted you have become, no one else can have you, I have signed the papers and taken care of those that have no clue, Wish do I that I did this when you were younger, before you grew...
Ok, Dad! I'm YOURS! (giggle) Em... hmmmm... does this mean Ruffie is my brother? Hot diggity! Sounds like he eats well so I'll just pack my little bag and be right over. Of course, I'll want to go to the beach or out on a boat as soon as I'm unpacked.. ok? ok? Wheeeeeee... thanks, dear heart.. It's lovely to be loved. Sigh... You can teach me how to avoid sharks and I'll teach you how to giggle uncontrollably! Ha! Thanks, Ed... you're a great and undeniably attentive pal. katy xox. p.s. pay no attention to that silly Ed K down there.. harrumph... surely you've had goulash with lutefisk in it right? I mean, WHO hasn't??? hehehehehehe....
Wonderful News, Ed! Congratulations, and please sleep with one eye open from now on. Vikings, like elephants, never forget anything.
And they love to put some very strange concoctions in their goulash!
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part II is adult literature featuring adult language and situations that satirizes thirteen famous novellas and short stories. It is Jay Dubya's sixteenth ebook.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
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Make her your slave Rufie...let her brush your hair hourly...and make her clean the carpet inbetween!!
Ed You such a BIG hearty one!!
Love Tinka
And they love to put some very strange concoctions in their goulash!