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Humans Smell so Good
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Humans Smell so Good…


 


You smell so good, like humanities cuisine,


Let me get my nose right up to the screen,


You do the same, don’t lick me or I’ll scream,


I love humans you taste so good,


Just one nose or some of your toe,


I promise I will leave the rest of your foot…


 


Hey, you really do need to clean your screen,


It tastes like coffee and steak, oh so lean,   


But I am only getting the opposite side,


I can well imagine yours after coffee does collide…


 


So if you don’t mind, I will sniff and smell on this side just a bit more,


Sometimes it seems to smell like that of a s’more,


So just a bit before,


You go off and stop reading this poem, I really do implore,


Will you send some more food, preferably something I cannot ignore…?


                        © ed ~ 8/22/04


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Humans Smell so Good"
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2004
fun write!

Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2004
awww.....What a cute picture! Interesting write....lol

Rene' xxoo

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2004
Funny and original. It's all about point of view! But I'm not spilling coffee anywhere if I can help it.

Bob H

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 22, 2004
Creative and full of the dog. Aaarff!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 22, 2004
Nosey write Ed!!

Some bean soup might do the trick ...then you just BLOW it away........!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on August 22, 2004
LOL fun write, Ed, and that pic is too cute! Thanks for the grins! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2004
What a BIG nose you have!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 22, 2004
Just shoved a banana cream pie in your face on the screen!

Yummy, isn't it?

And you look a little different, Ed. New Hairstyle??!!


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