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A rooster that crows in the dark
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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one less rooster more or less, who will notice...?


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A rooster that crows in the dark…


 


I hear him at four,


I hear him at five,


What the hell is this jive,


When does his new watch arrive…?


 


Every thirty seconds does he crow,


Is he making known his personal woe?


Or is there some reason he is all aglow?


Or does he have a hangover feeling kinda low?


 


If he does not close his beak,


A bruise he will find on his cheek,


For if he awakens me one more time,


I am going to bury him in lime,


So deep that out he won’t be able to climb…


                © ed ~ 9/3/04


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on September 3, 2004
Sigh... I suppose Lil Eddie will harrumph at me but I thought this was absolutely hilarious! It's a slice of life, a rattling off, poetically, of real, true human emotions. Ah, Ed, how could anyone NOT relate to those things that intrude upon our precious snoozing? This is a bona fide doozy and damned cool poetry to boot! Good job! (sorry EK) giggle... katy xox.

Reviewed on September 3, 2004
cute write, ed! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

frankly, i don't mind the rooster's crow; i think it is one of the most effective ways to wake up in the morning! i may not hear my alarm clock, but boy, i sure can hear the roosters crow! LOL

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on September 3, 2004
Here's what you do, Ed...

(I'm waiting for repercussions from the other Ed, now)...
but...you silence the rooster's crow the 'natural' way...
put his cleaned little body in the frige...and go back
to sleep for the day...dreaming about that dinner of southern
friend chicken.
(I'm trying to picture Ed Kostro hugging a chicken...hmmmmm...
maybe he can).

Reviewed by Elaine Carey
Reviewed on September 3, 2004
I prescribe a little coffee and 15 more minutes of Zzzzzzzz...:)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 3, 2004
What's this? Anti-Rooster? For shame. They are Nature's Natural, Absolutely Free, no Batteries or Electricity ever required - Alarm Clocks. If your power or batteries ever go out, you will pray that rooster is still around.

Now get up, go outside, find him, and give him a big thanks and a hug for a job well done.


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