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Secretary of ImagiNATION
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Inspired by Katy Walsvik, thanks Katy...


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Secretary of ImagiNATION…


 


Hired was I by Katy,


If elected she did tell me so,


Running she is on my party ticket,


The Might As Well Party, party,


Better get out and vote real quicket…


 


So I may make a few million a week,


Way too much, can I just take a bit less?


Maybe only a few hundred grand,


With the rest we can feed the hungry, wouldn’t that be grand…?


 


No more would there be street people,


Families living on the street would be a thing of the past,


Plenty of housing available on old military bases,


They would have jobs policing themselves,


Cleaning up their new homes, no more court cases…


 


So if you want a clean cut imagiNATION,


Be sure to vote for Katy, she will run our nation,


Like the Vikings, not the football team that just lost to the Eagles,


But the real Vikings that visited our land a thousand years ago,


They must be the ones that brought to us the dogs named beagles…


        `               © ed ~ 9/21/04


 


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 Reviews of "Secretary of ImagiNATION"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on September 22, 2004
A poem fit for a ... hmmm... em... for a what? (giggle) In the midst of your shenanigans here, you've warmed my heart and made me proud to name you my Sec'y of Imagination: taking that money, which DOES exist, to feed the hungry and house the poor. Sigh... from your head to my heart, dear Eddie M. THAT's American! Consider it a 'done deal'! (If only, eh?) Thanks... I think you've managed to confuse everyone here... since they never saw the original email... HEHEHE. If nothing else, you've got irrepressible style! katy xox.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 21, 2004
Fun write :-)

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 21, 2004
Kool write
Ed have you been sneaking
into your stach again?
Save me a toke.
finally saw what rufuz looks like
" A Killer "....LOL

William ......Peace Brother

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 21, 2004
I just might write you in!

sueb

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on September 21, 2004
Ed, although I have been extremely busy lately, I have continued to read all of your marvelous creations since I’ve joined AD. I have enjoyed reading them and have found that you do have remarkable poetic talent, style and grace. I shall carry the wonderful memories of your friendship and your timeless treasures throughout eternity. You have raised the consciousness level in all who visit your extraordinary Den, and especially in all who are willing to call themselves authors and poets. I know everything will work out for you in your job search. Thank you for sharing your gifted talent my friend. Take care and be well. Peace thru voting for the right person. Keep The Faith.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 21, 2004
Eric the Red would approve of your sentiments here. Then have you for breakfast..

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on September 21, 2004
ed,

you just keep getting better and better --
better pullup my socks, me

good write



john+

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on September 20, 2004
Nice write... if I could vote for second place, your ticket would certainly place higher than the two Johns...

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 20, 2004
Imagine that hey!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on September 20, 2004
love those beagle dogs
Your too, too, funny Ed.......

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on September 20, 2004
Love the wordplay, Ed,
cynth'ya


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